corn comes out whole no matter what…..usually..

So you get to learn about the bane of my existence (besides my half fingerprint finger). It corn. Yes. You read that right. Corn. That tasty delicious substance called corn. It comes out whole. Doesn’t matter how much you chew it, when you shit it out its whole. This drives me insane. I could live off corn. Except it comes out whole. Don’t look in the toilet you say? Puhhhlease. Everyone looks in the toilet. You have to have a healthy appreciation for pooping (whoooole other entry). Anyways. I digress. I hate that corn comes out whole. It would be the most perfect thing on earth to eat except that the damn thing comes out whole. It doesn’t matter how much you chew it. Whole! Wtf!? So I did am experiment. If you blend corn, it doesn’t come out whole. If you semi blend corn it sill comes out whole. If you drink alcohol and eat corn..still whole. I even chewed it once and looked in the mirror. No whole pieces. Poop next day. Whole. Of course. You know what else isn’t right? If you eat corn and hot cheetos the same day you poop red corn! Dear god please. Me why corn comes out whole. It just aint right. I wonder if I eat purple food dye of they come out purple….ill get back to you on that. Corn, you baffle me and are the bane of my existence.