seasons in the sun

where in the bible does it say god created A man and A woman?

If you have ever driven 61 miles an hour…

you have exceeded the speed of time and are time travelers…

which came first the chicken or the egg?

what kind of pervert is out there trying to stimulate eggs to climax?

when god closes a door…
he opens a window…

i wish he would stop its playing havoc with my heating bill…

did you know the muffin man was a real human being?

in victorian england he would entice children to their deaths by offering them fresh baked muffins…