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Dear mostly benign Heart Condition,

KNOCK IT OFF. I want to take a deep breath. I need to stay at work and get some stuff done. We are completely hydrated, you’ve had your caffeine, and we’re not hungry. We’re not stressed and we don’t have a cold. This random unholy pain you give me when you feel like you need attention really sucks ass.

Yours,
Keepsake