Keys to the kingdom

Every day, I bring my toilet paper dispenser key to the bathroom

Because if I don’t, inevitably I will walk in and find bits and pieces of toilet paper on the floor because the janitor, mentally challenged as he is, can’t figure out, even with pictures, how to load the dispensers at night

I told this to the Facilities Director, and explained about how the ends of the paper need to be unsealed from the roll and how Roberto needs to understand the proper ways to load it, etc.

He looked up at me and said, must be nice to have job security

I shook my head and walked away

Again, grateful for a job, is this really what I am supposed to be here doing?

Seriously?