Created a monster…who knew?
Ok, so I did something yesterday that I thought I would never do…a posted an ad on Craigslist
Mind you most of the guys that troll on CL are borderline sociopaths (some not so borderline) and I wouldn’t have thought to ever post there since I have other avenues of meeting people.
For some reason that I can’t explain, I thought oh what the hell, I will post and see what happens. I have been responding to postings left by seemingly intelligent guys to get some dialogue going, not really intending to meet anyone
Below is what I posted. I have had over 100 responses since yesterday afternoon. Most aren’t worth responding to, and one, because I didn’t respond to his email instantaneously (this after he mentioned after seeing a pic of me and Mar, that my daughter was smokin’ hot) he said it wasn’t working for him, good luck in the hunt
I’m going to make this really simple, because it doesn’t need to be complicated
You: like sports
Me: You won’t find many women that subscribe to MLB All Access on Directv, or go to a professional lacrosse game OR have season tickets to arena football, watch Nascar on Sunday…I think you get where I am going
You: have a strong spiritual path
Me: having taken vows to become a Buddhist earlier this year, I spend a great deal of my free time going to classes, teachings, meditiating and walking that path. Its my path and its a part of me, and I am ok if you’re not on it, just be respectful of my choices
You: like to eat
Me: I am a trained chef, meaning that you will eat as good or better than a 4 star restaurant. Or I can turn the grill on and make burgers, you pick
You: like music
Me: I love all kinds of music, attend shows regularly, have been known to mosh on more than a few occasions, as well as sit for the entire James Taylor show, even singing along
You: like being active
Me: Former athlete, go to the gym about 5 times a week, always up for a walk, ride, don’t mind spending all my time outside
You: like to push the envelope
Me: I have been known to get on the back of a harley on the first date as well as start my arm tattoo in the dining room of the guy I would ultimately date long term (on the first date), not much scares me
You: like to have your space
Me: I like time to myself as well, so your cell phone won’t be blowing up constantly. I am secure in myself to know that you’re out there, you’ll contact me when you want to
You: like to keep up with current events
Me: While not a big fan of the news these days, I am savvy enough to keep up with the conversation and will add not detract from the conversation
You: like animals
Me: I have 2 dogs and 2 cats, and it always seems dogs and little kids love me
You: like to be progressive, even if you don’t dress the part
Me: I may look like a soccer mom, but with my tattoo’s and piercings, I definitely fit in where most soccer moms won’t
You: like intimacy
Me: I am a woman in my 40’s…I think that doesn’t need explanation
You: want to find a supermodel
Me: Although I am no skinny super model chick, I am a tall, curvy, buxom, intelligent woman that could offer you more than just being arm candy. And let’s face it…we all think we’re 10’s, but in reality we’re a 6 at best. Its nice to dream big, but let’s be realistic
A bit of an enigma, sure. Life is nothing but interesting with someone like me around
Let’s talk…pictures and offline conversations to follow
I cannot wait to see the results
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I didn’t know that James Taylor was still alive. People on craigslist are creeps.
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hey I would answer that ad….pretty cool.
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ryn; why would I repond? Because it is well written of course, but after reading it in full I see your great sense of humor. Like tongue in cheek type humor. Wish you the best of luck!
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oh my god what posessed you to do this… was it Richard Simmons !
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