Another sex survey :D

 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

 

 

    I’ve done it on all three but my favorite is probably the kitchen counter…

 

 

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

 

 

    It was amazing…we tried new things and I nearly passed out from the immense pleasure

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:     Mr. Darcy *swoon*

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:  Knowing my partner is turned on and enjoying themselves or seeing a really hard dick….never ever fails

5: Where is one place you would never have sex: port-a-potty *shiver*

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: My dad walked in on Alex fingering me….that was awkward as fuck

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: I’m not really sure actually

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: a tie

9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: handcuffs

10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: throw me around and man handle me…i get wet in seconds

11: Top or bottom?  Depends on my mood but I love both equally

12: We were about to  climax_on the floor__________ but then _my mom decided to get up_____________

13: Something weird: sex in a dressing room with costumes surrounding us

14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? The more the better 

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:    my diary full of my sexual escapades

16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:  baby butt

17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: When I can hear his breathing get faster as he gets closer, when he tangles his fingers in my hair, and finishing him off (I

 know it three but I couldnt decide on just two on them)

18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:  nothing incredibly weird

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]  Yes, I like it

 

20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:  yea i guess

21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?  Justin Marciano I

 could be in hi

s classes all day his and Ms. Fog shes so sexy

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: strawberries and nutella yumm

23: How big is too big (peniswise):  anything more than 9" is too big I think

24: One sexual thing you would never do: hmmm…anything that would really hurt

25: Biggest turn on: being manhandled

26: Three spots that drive you insane: back of my knees, my wrists and anywhere on my neck

27: Worst possible time to get horny: while having something that contaigeous

28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:  Yea 🙂

29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: using ice cubes…it was fun but we’re both immature so the mood got killed pretty quickly and it turned into a icecube fight lol

30: How much fapping is too much fapping:  its too much when it starts interferreing with your life

31: Best sexual complement you ever got:  damn girl you can really blow

 

32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:  bald or neatly trimmed….as long as I

 don’t need a machete to get through it I’m good

 

33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: It can be

34: Fill in the blanks: "If they leave, we are fuckin"….?

 

35: What your favorite part of your body: hips

 

36: Favorite foreplay activities: done to me: getting eaten out….doing to them giving them oral

37: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]    Love > Sex

38: What do you wear to bed?  NOTHING 

 

39: When was the first time you masturbated:     I don’t remember

 

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?  I’m sure i still have them somewhere

41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?   maybe 2 or 3 years ago at playland

42: Have you ever have sex outside?  Yes

43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I haven’t but would love to!

44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?  hair brush

45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?  I probably would not going to lie

46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? Would love to!

47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? Not sure

48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? watching a guy clean the house

<p style="font-family: 'Century Schoolbook’; font-size: 15px; “>49: Most attractive celebrity?    Emma Stone or Randy Orton

50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?   Yes Lesbian porn is HOT

 

51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now   about 2 weeks in my belly

52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? I really hope not

 

53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?  seeing vomit

 

54: Do you have stretch marks?  Sadly yes

 

55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?   I don’t really notice them

 

56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?   I sure hope not

 

57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)   Yes I

 love sucking a guy off…it gets me off too 

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?  I think they’re pretty hott

59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?  Depends on the person.

 

 

60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual              encounter?   onions

 

 

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?  No

 

 

62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) hair brush lol

63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? yea

 

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?  Kind of yea….

 

65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?  Pornstar

66: Do you watch porn?   Yes

 

67: How small is too small?  It’s not about the size of the boat its about the motion of the ocean

68: Have you ever been called a freak?  yup yup

69: Who gave you your last kiss?  Daniel Did it mean anything?   it always means something

70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?  i don’t see why not

<p style="font-family: 'Century Schoolbook’; font-size: 15px; text-align: -webkit-left; “>71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?   YES

 

72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?  No

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?   i guess…thats an odd question

74: Booty or Boobs?   BOOBS

75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?  MiniMe

 

76: Have you ever been on an official date?   yea

77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)  Yes because I wasn’t happy….I feel bad about it though..

 

78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?     NightShade

 

79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) Have plenty of times 

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?  Change the sheets

 

81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

   penis: they look so weird… vagina: meh…

*Sandra*