You’re Quite The Citizen, Kane.

I think we can all agree that Hollywood sucks. But for the longest time, we’ve failed to come up with ideas to fix it. Well today friends, I bring you one. I think all Movies should, at some point, be forced to insert their titles into dialogue. Otherwise, how will we know what movie we’re watching? I think from the following examples you will all agree that this is nothing short of a great step forward for the American film industry:

 

Short Round: What this place Doctor Jones?

Indiana Jones: It’s like some sort of, Temple of Doom…

Willie Scott: INDYYYYEEEEYYEEE!!

 

Dim: So then I slooshed to this cheena saying don’t tolchock me in the gulliver with like that brick

Alex: Just like a Clockwork Orange, my brother.

Pete: Oi! Why am I peeting moloko?

 

Elrond: How many Towers are there?

Eowyn: Two, Lord Elrond.

Elrond (nodding solemnly): Then they shall be the Two Towers.

 

Jim Phelps: I would consider this mission impossible, can you do it Ethan?

Ethan Hunt: Well logically, no.

 

James Bond: All I ask for is a quantum of solace.

M: *snicker*

 

Brody: You should try shoveling some of this shit!

Jaws (Roaring): JAWS HUNGRY!