For All Your Sinister Needs

First off, Happy New Decade y’all.

Second off, there’s stuff coming on the horizon. Both a proper life entry, and secondly a new American Polymath piece from yours truly. It’s called "The Decade in Vh1." 

In the meantime, I’ve thought of the greatest business venture ever. There’s a store in town that is both a porn shop and a head shop. Now, cool as that is, I think the idea can, nay, should be pushed further.

Imagine a store that not only sold adult material, "tobacco" accessories, but also booze, books on bombmaking, and even books about Satanism. I call it "The Evil Store."

I’ll be a franchising billionaire by the time Sarah Palin wins the presidency.