From The Desk of….

Your friendly neighborhood escort.

Im so out of touch. I always have so much going on and when I finally sit down (well, lay down) in bed with my wireless laptop, I am just too tired to throw a few words together. So dont expect to much coherant thoughts here, my little chick-a-dees.

I find it difficult to start way back and try to catch up on my life til present, so Ill just start with the hear and now. Right. Today I had permanent full-face makeup applied. Or, you can more properly call it "make-up enhancement" if you want to, because it sounds pleasant and less painful. Those of you not ‘in the know’, permanent makeup is no other than tatooing makeup to areas on your face so that a lady does not have to go thru the daily routine of applying eyeliner, grooming eyebrows or lining lips and applying lipstick.

Really, what I want to call it is excruciating pain for the sake of saving 15 minutes a day. One of my clients…or shall I say the Client who financed it… reminded me that on record he has me saying "its a few moments of pain for a lifetime of beauty…" or some-such rediculous statement I made when asking him to help me finance it.

What I really did was ask if we could barter, he give me the money to do it in advance and I repay him back with my affections…at 4 total sessions at 1.5 hours each and I added what I call a "thank you session" to make the deal sweeter. Of course he bit, sent me the money, and off to the spa I went.

The eyebrows hurt the least, which is where she started. I have dark eyebrows but the "tail" of my eyebrows where so faint and thin, that from a distance, you really couldnt see them and therefore not framed my face well. Now I have full, tailored brows, slightly arched.

My top eyelid was next. I asked for a thicker "cat eye" look since that is how I’ve always worn my dark liner…Im half hispanic and we like to really accentuate the eyes. All I gotta say is that hurt ALOT…but not as much as the LOWER lash area. Nothing like the pain of being worked on your tear dut area (have some of you had a tattoo?) well imagine that right next to your eyes, ok? I feel like cussing right now, but I wont. No need to overstate how @&#^%$*& much it hurt.

But no. Nothing prepared me for the pain that was to come when she started on my lip liner….I had asked about correcting my assemetrical lip line on the right side…and also to make them poutier and make the bow of my lip more rounded instead of pointed…..so after the liner, i had my full lips tattooed in….towards the end…during the eyes and the hour it took to do my lips I was doing everything to not jump out of my skin.

Results? Well, its been 12 hours…very tender…brows are pretty intensely coloured, eyes are red, tender and puffy, lips are the worst…they feel severly burned. But, after researching this countless hours I knew what to expect. I am waiting for the healing to be over with. With the deal I am receiving lash extensions..a $100 value…. tomorrow if the swelling has gone down.

Why did I do this? Eh, I wanted to. I hadnt thought of it very long but wondered if I could gather the cash up fast enough Id take the plunge.

Yes, my husband noticed. What I decided to do was put half of it on his credit card to account for the cost of what I had done. (He doesnt know how much it all cost…) and took the other half from my client to pay the rest. I wil return the remainder to him…pay him off in 2 visits + one"thank you" session and viola! Done.

Remind me next time to tell you about a stalker Ive been dealing with. Time for bed.