Dear Mister Mayor
We virgins swear to Jesus
these trollops, tramps and teases
are giving us a racy reputation.
The tightness of their pants
and permission in their glance
invite the fairer sexs degradation.
The bumping and the grinding,
the stop-or-youll-go-blinding,
included in their free-of-charge flirtation
are everywhere, were finding,
as if theyre redefining
the ins and outs of human copulation.
In response to this attack,
we would like to take a whack
at coming up with stiffer legislation;
you should lay them boot to collar
down the street and charge a dollar
for a ride to work on pubic transportation.
(If offended, please dont mind us;
you can always come and find us
writing poems to vent our sexual frustration.)
Because I post here, I don’t really have anything to post here. I might try someday anyway. . I don’t accept notes, but that doesn’t mean you can’t comment.