pictures that way, these are only peeves

• when dustin and keith are pissing on each other’s feet by not doing something that one thinks the other one should do instead of him.  if something needs to be done, it does not matter in a week who did it.  how hard is that to figure out?
• having my caps lock button so close to my a- key on my laptop keyboard.  i hit it alot.  and all of a sudden i am yelling at people in my words.
• leftover tator tots.  i know, i am not supposed to be eating them anway.
• blanca when she pees in the floor.  she acts like she forgot she’s not supposed to do that.  thank goodness it’s not everyday, but i can say with certainty it"s not caused by much exept   pure lazy and contentment.
• running out of creamer with the coffee
• lying.  that one hurts and pisses me off.  lying murders trust.
• people that assume they are right in what they are thinking about someone elses thoughts.
• those damned self help quotes that are spot on  so you have to go around sharing them all the time…
• due dates that keep coming before paydays.
• the need for elephant crutches… since they don’t make them, you have to "suffer, fucker, suffer".

this survey did not state how many peeves i should sling into the air for us to shoot at.  i could bitch and peeve all day.  i am not of mind to do that.  so i am going to go get ready to see that new doctor i have started seeing. 
so we are good for a day…..
LOOK!  is that elvis?  *follows a guy in a white jumpsuit out the door*