caught up in useless behavior

1.What’s under your bed?
a huge family of dust mice.
Since blanca came to live with us, the dust mice community has been pillaged every day. 
Oh the humanity!

2. When was the last time you cried?
sometime in the past week. Over something. Or nothing. That part never matters. 

3. What was the last lie you said?
I said no….. no, that doesn’t make your butt look big. 
It’s how I roll.

4. What does your purse/wallet/backpack look like?
i have a tote-dealie that my oxygen bottle goes into. It has a strap to fit over my shoulder. It refuses to tote anything but the oxy-tube, the bottle of oxygen and a flow gauge. I carry another bag with a bunch of stuff I might need in it when I leave the house….it holds my wallet too. My wallet is hot pink and white flowers. It gets a lot of squealy-ooohs when I pull it out in front of young women.

5. Do you believe in karma?
karma is a bitch. 
Or an angel in disguise.

6. Ghosts?
yes. I pick believing in ghosts over bug-assed-crazy any day.

7. Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how many?
thankfully, I have kept my broken bones down to one at a time. When I was six, I was running from a boy while trying to make sure he kept chasing me, and tripped over a chair seat serving as a base in our baseball game. Broke my arm. Another time I was running from a boy, I ran into a neck-grabbing length of clothesline and flipped out. No broken bones that time, but I noticed a pattern… So I stopped running from boys.

8. What do you like to be called?
I like to be called rubyjule….. Or to dinner. Whichever one that gets ready first…

9. Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
I noticed a pattern about that too. It took me a while longer to catch on to any patterns on that wishing crap…

10. Have you ever been surfing?
heheh. I surf everyday. 
The closet thing I have come to water surfing is to stand in the bay and let the waves slap me around a little. Only problem is all that wet-stuff it entails….. And monsters that live in the sea…. Waiting for me…. For dinner.

11. Have you ever shoplifted?
yes. I was thirteen.  I stole a shirt I was too afraid to ever wear.  I waited for a whole year waiting for the shoplifting police to come and arrest me and put me in a dungeon for the rest of my life. It is an activity I do not recommend.

12. Do you cook?
not very well. Or very often. 
I eat. Very well.

13. Do you even know how to cook?
Yep. Just try cooking in front of me. I will tell you how….

14. Do you like skittles or m&ms?
M&M’s. 
skittles get in your mouth.

15. Do you spend more time on the computer or watching t.v
I only watch tv during dinner. Wheel of fortune. I do not pick the tv show I watch during dinner. 
I’m just saying.

16. What would you do if you caught your best friend stealing from you?
wonder why?….

17. Do you like cake?
yes, I believe we should all eat cake. 

18. Do you know how to play the piano?
i did when I was six and seven and eight. I knew enough to know it was NOT what I wanted to be doing.

19. Can you do the splits?
it depends on how I land when I fall….

20. Stripes or poka-dots?
stripes. Clowns get all the poka-dots. Only thing left to pick was the stripes.

21. Walk or run?
I don’t know…. Are zombies involved?

22. Truth or dare
truth. I can fake your ass out with the truth. 

23. What’s your overall best feature?
my fluffyness. I am very fluffy. Even my hair is fluffy.

24. Whats your overall worst feature?
even my hair is fluffy!

25. Can you roller skate?
NOW? I don’t think so. No one is chasing me. I don’t do stupid moving things like that unless a boy is chasing me. Boys have stopped chasing me. No skating for me. Thank goodness. I would kill myself.

26. Do you believe in magic?
well, I have never been turned into a frog. But  I can’t say yes or no. 

27. Do you have any tattoos? What’s your favorite one?
my last one….. as in, thank goodness, I never have to do that again!

28. Scars? How’d you get one of them?
the most recent ones are puppy related. 

29. Can you dance?
not even if my life depended on it. I cannot even follow lead.

30. Sing?
i like to, but i sing terribly since I gave up so much lung.

31. What is your hair color?
white. Or silver…. It is not gray. I don’t care what color you think it is.

32. Do you have highlights/dyed your hair?
yep. Some of the brownish red keeps trying to show up in all that gray. Like radishes trying to grow in the desert sun…

33. Do you have braces?
I wore braces on my legs when I was a little munchkin. I was told that. I don’t remember it.

34. Can you draw?
I could say yes. And then that would be my latest lie. Then I’d have to change my answers on this survey. I’m going to say no….. no, I cannot draw.

35. Can you whistle?
about as well as I sing. 

36. Do you have glasses/contacts?
I am pretty myopic. So if I want to see your face(or mine) I wear my glasses. Unless I am beading. Then I have to take them off to see the bead holes up close….

37. How tall are you?
i am 5 feet and 3 inches.

38. Red or white rose?
why? I want tulips. Or carnations. 

39. Chocolate or vanilla
chocolate. You have to ask?

40. Milk chocolate or dark chocolate
I went over to the dark side a long time ago.

41. Do you wear jewelry?
not as much as you would think. 

42. Inside or outside?
inside. Too much wildlife outside. And all that sunshine…..

43. What is your eye color?
 brown. What a boring question.

44. Do you have any piercings?
my ear piercings closed up sometime in the past year or so. I just gave away all my earrings. Now, the only piercings are from blanca and her milk teeth.

45. What is your favorite color?
firey-red-orange. Or green. Or brown. Or gold. Or….. I don’t have a stinking favorite color. I refuse to pick just one.