I’m gay – I love pink

I am a welsh gay boy and I can’t talk properly because of my stupid country. I say "yuuuurrrr" instead of "ear"! My language was made by a guy carrying the language and dropping it’s container. They have words that are 12964372 letters long but only require 4 letters.

I suck because I make stupid little entries to try and hold off my girlfriend a bit with her moaning. If I make an entry saying I’m going to make an entry she wont grumble for a week at least. I am wrong. I am always wrong.

I hate Wales.

Lots of love from pink loving Jordan (short for my welsh name: adskdha%&%lshc$$uiasgkjbad,akjlo^yyak*sdjhbskgd) xx