Self help

I hate these people who read self help book. Why do so many people need help? Life is not that complicated; you get up, go to work, eat three meals, take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery?

And the part I really don’t understand; if you’re looking for self help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? That’s not self help… that’s help! There’s no such a thing as self help; if you did it yourself, you didn’t need help. You did it yourself!