I’m the man.

I talked to good ole Leigh tonight.

(This was online.)

And, golee, it was Actually Enjoyably A Good Conversation.

And, ya see, we can talk now. ‘Cause it’s totally over. (It took two years…but two years is a good number. Of years.)

Exciting!

And tomorrow: Seeing Kill Bill Vol. 2 (very, Very excited) with Kyle, and Stephanie, and Bo, And Jen, and I don’t know who else, but who knows, You Never Know.

And Matt, my gay friend, keeps asking me questions in a very pretentious manner of speaking, and you know what it makes me do? Laugh.

And, today, I had a damn good day being good ole Jon.

Well, good then.

Yes I may be pretentious, but I respected you enough to listen to what you said and not make fun of you for it, enough not to use you and enough not to LAUGH at you for it. Yes I’m such a pretentious asshole and a damn poor friend too for lending you money and driving you all over. Oh and I don’t write negative things about you in my blog either.