Heaven knows we sure as hell fight like one.

I was looking at two gay men today, one was older, the other was young, and I’m pretty sure they were a couple and I thought to myself ‘I want what they have,’ because, what they have is what Sarah and I have, except they kiss and fuck, which they love each other. I’m sure they do.

And I want that. I want it bad. (But not up the ass.)

P.S. NOTE TO SELF: Don’t ever take advantage of her.