GODBLESSLIFE.

I remember in the eighth grade floating down a spring river of some sort with my church group and going under water, and scaring girls, the ones I liked. (And ones I didn’t.)

I remember “Roses” playing on MTV every morning at Jenn’s house. (This was just, you know, 3 months ago.)

Leads me to 6th grade, when I’d fake sick, and it’d be raining outside, and I’d just be listening to Seal’s video for the Batman movie? remember? and the rain was so deep and dark. It was early morning.

(And this proves, come rain come shine, MTV is there.)

And Mariah Carey. And her teaming with Boyz II Men. They were so pretentious. But I liked them, back then I could like pretention. (I still can in a campy, I-was-in-6th-grade way.)

Everyone wanted to see Dangerous Minds. (I think I became a poser because of that one movie, incidentally. That, and Kids.)

See?, I’m a poser. Si. Ah, Godbye.