Yuck Yuck, Eugh Eugh!!

So last night, It was Laurence’s Party. I had work from 5.30am so was well tired by the time I got home (3pm) and didnt really fancy drinking. Jodie was down for the weekend and wanted to know what everyone was doin. I told her the plans and that i dint really fancy drinking and she said she felt the same.
So it was decided – me and jodie would go out for some tea and meet the others when we finished. We went round the town, looking for dinner that we both fancied. We couldnt find ne thing so went to a Harvesters.

I had a bacon burger thingy and some chips! We then shared this dessert thing that had chocolate sauce, ice cream, strawberries, perfitoroles and brownies. YUM!!! It was Very Very VERY nice. The waiter was totally trying to hit on me, making conversation, leaving a very flirtatious note to us but sshh!!! So when we finished, we met up with the others who were very tipsy, but not out of there faces! So we all had some drinks and some dances and decided to move on. By this time, stu was absolutely HAMMERED!!! He was staggering all over the place, slurred words etc etc!

We moved on to Walkabout where we met with the others and got the drinks in. By this time, Stu was complaining that he wasnt very well and wanted to go home. The next thing I know is he is CHUCKING UP EVERYWHERE!!!! Its DISGUSTING!!!! I never knew that for such a person with a small tummy, he could throw up so much. I wont go into the details coz thats just wrong! But yeah, wasnt very nice. So we had to get him out of there before he was sick again and we got fined.

I told everyone that they should all continue their night and i’d take him home. He was absolutely mingin. We got in a taxi, and halfway home, we had to pull over and get out so he could spew again. Nice. We walked halfway home and got another taxi. He was so drunk, i had to open the door for him!! So he went to the toilet and I started chatting with his younger sister. He then comes bursting in, big smile on his face and proclaimed ‘My willy wont let me wee!!’ Me and his sister wet ourselves with laughter! Shame!!! We got to his room, where he fell asleep straight away. I tried getting into bed with him and he told me to ‘F Off’. Was not impressed! So I slept on the floor.
Man, it was the worst night sleep ever!

He appologised hundreds of times after he was ill. £10 wasted on taxis and home by midnight. Brilliant – Yeah!