Best Friends? U can kiss my ass!

Best Friends? Best fucking friends? I don’t think besy friends lie straight to your face? Yeah its only a catalgue but its the princial. So ur tellin me that the postman came into our house and opened the catalgue and then put the wrapper in our bin? Dick.

And i’m sorry if I embarrassed u in front of ur new boyfriend. Times like this make me wanna tell you to stick your friendship right up your arse so hard that you get Hepatitis C.

And is it my fault ppl talk bout you behind ur back? No – u bring it upon yourself.

Best friends? U can well and truly kiss my ass