Lost and Found ads

Missing:  Sweet adorable 5 year old with nice disposition who cheerfully obeys and always has a smile on her face and causes you to smile.  Answers to the name of Ella.  If found please send to me.

Found:  Crabby little girl who cries and pouts at anything and everything that doesn’t occur the way she wants.  Causes rise in blood pressure and desire to yell.  Please claim and take off my hands.