you just gotta laugh

firstly:
*does the i got a job dance* w00t… my orientation’s tomorrrow, and then I should start training on Tuesday. I’m so excited to be working!!!! You know, except my head still hurts… ugh this cold will not quit!!

okay now secondly… a small clip from a convo i had earlier that was just…. yea. Let it be noted, i’ve talked with this particular person on several occasions, and he has a habit of being very obnoxious, and not getting the hint when i ignore him.

6:19:21 PM guy: hold me?
6:19:32 PM me: nah, not in the mood
6:19:49 PM guy: why/
6:20:06 PM me: because
6:20:16 PM guy: because why?
6:21:59 PM guy: why m’love?
6:22:16 PM me: because i just aint
6:22:31 PM guy: what’s wrong dear?
6:22:49 PM me: i’m not your dear and i’m not your “m’love”
6:23:02 PM guy: ok.
6:23:05 PM guy: then what’s wrong slugger?
6:23:09 PM guy: or champ.
6:23:11 PM guy: what’s wrong champ?
6:23:12 PM me: lol
6:23:19 PM me: nothing’s wrong
6:23:31 PM guy: yes there is lil buddy.
6:23:33 PM guy: you can tell me.
6:23:46 PM me: no there’s not
6:24:04 PM guy: there certainly is… and its time to spill it.
6:24:25 PM me: there really isn’t anything wrong
6:24:28 PM me: now quit it
6:24:39 PM guy: then why are you being so fussy with me buttercup?
6:24:56 PM me: because apparently subtle hinting isn’t working
6:25:13 PM guy: well you have to realize… being cold isn’t a subtle hint…
6:25:24 PM me: isn’t it? i thought it was
6:25:24 PM guy: it is when the person typically is affectionate to someone.
6:25:32 PM guy: so, that’s love withdrawl.
6:25:34 PM guy: however.
6:25:40 PM me: i’m typically affectionate to other people
6:25:46 PM guy: without first having established affection, being cold doesn’t really have any meaning…
6:25:56 PM guy: that is to say, if you’ve always been cold… why would you being cold now signal anything to me?
6:26:13 PM me: i know, i’ve always been cold… so why do you keep trying?
6:26:29 PM guy: because… what do i stand to lose?
6:26:42 PM guy: i keep choosing to roll the dice.
6:27:00 PM me: more like a roulette wheel
6:27:20 PM guy: either way. the analogy works just the same.
6:28:11 PM me: yea, except for the fact that with roulette, the more you play, the more you lose
6:28:23 PM guy: yeah, in that regard it doens’t really work.
6:28:36 PM guy: i suppose it works better if you break it down in terms of perceived risk and reward.
6:29:03 PM guy: if perceived risk is less than perceived reward, and the gap is wide enough, sanity dictates one has to take a shot.
6:29:14 PM guy: in my case, the gap is wide enough where I can afford to take several shots.
6:29:24 PM guy: after all, its not like i can cause you to be any colder.
6:29:38 PM guy: realistically speaking.
6:29:43 PM me: *shrugs*
6:29:50 PM guy: you asked.
6:29:58 PM me: i know
6:30:12 PM guy: i’m just answering your question, o’cup of tea 🙂
6:30:27 PM me: okay
6:30:36 PM guy: so now, getting back on subject.
6:30:38 PM guy: about that holding.
6:30:42 PM me: i don’t wanna
6:30:46 PM guy: why?
6:30:54 PM me: because i dont
6:31:02 PM guy: fine. i’ll sweeten the deal.
6:31:04 PM guy: you can wear my hat.
6:31:12 PM me: who cares?
6:31:15 PM guy: its blue!
6:31:18 PM guy: fucking blue!!
6:31:23 PM guy: actually navy.
6:31:25 PM guy: so…
6:31:26 PM guy: its navy!
6:31:28 PM guy: fucking navy!!
6:31:39 PM me: good for you?
6:31:44 PM guy: every girl loves navy.
6:31:45 PM guy: hold me.
6:31:57 PM me: no.
6:32:07 PM guy: yes, every girl does love navy.
6:32:09 PM guy: that’s a fact.
6:32:10 PM guy: so hold me.
6:32:22 PM me: NO.
6:32:34 PM guy: ok, bellarosa… you don’t appear to be listening.
6:32:38 PM guy: so i’ll explain it again.
6:32:41 PM guy: navy. the color?
6:32:43 PM guy: girls love it.
6:32:45 PM guy: go insane.
6:32:57 PM guy: and my hat is navy… so i’m going to let you wear it… in exchange for holding me.
6:33:02 PM me: no.
6:33:08 PM guy: so, obviously, you have a vested interest in holding me.
6:33:10 PM guy: its a great deal.
6:33:13 PM me: no, i really don’t
6:33:21 PM guy: ok.
6:33:25 PM guy: let me try to explain this again.
6:33:47 PM guy: the hat. you know, thing you wear on your head, keeps it warm.
6:33:50 PM guy: its navy.
6:33:59 PM guy: a color, which makes girls moist in their tender regions.
6:33:59 PM me: i don’t like hats
6:34:05 PM me: i don’t like navy
6:34:16 PM guy: are you sure you’re a girl?
6:34:26 PM me: are you sure you’re not?
6:34:35 PM guy: touche
6:34:37 PM guy: anyway.
6:34:39 PM guy: my point is.
6:34:47 PM guy: in exchange for holding me, i’m going to allow you to wear my navy hat.
6:34:58 PM me: but i don’t want to wear your navy hat
6:35:11 PM guy: are you sure?
6:35:15 PM guy: i have trouble believing that.
6:35:17 PM me: yes. very much so
6:35:24 PM guy: hmm.
6:35:28 PM guy: i have a canada hoodie.
6:35:34 PM me: canada sucks
6:35:36 PM guy: in exchange for holding me.
6:35:42 PM guy: i’ll totally let you wear it.
6:35:43 PM guy: and!
6:35:46 PM guy: one time only offer.
6:35:48 PM guy: if you call now.
6:35:57 PM guy: i’ll throw in a mark mcguire rookie card!
6:36:01 PM guy: but supplies are limited. so call now!
6:36:02 PM me: who?
6:36:10 PM guy: i love you?
6:36:13 PM me: no.
6:36:19 PM guy: ha ha ha ha.
6:36:20 PM guy: call now!
6:36:24 PM guy: supplies are limited!
6:36:28 PM me: *rolls eyes*
6:36:35 PM guy: you do that alot.
6:36:43 PM me: only with you
6:36:49 PM guy: hot. that makes me feel special.
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