somebody ought to write this shyt down!

I definately had a thing or two that I wanted to write/rant about here, but now I can’t remember. Oh right! (just remembered)

Numero uno: The other day, I was getting into my car, and I tossed something into the back seat and what do I see? A FUCKING CIGARETTE BURN!!! I don’t smoke, and none of my friends smoke (not that I have them in my car very often anyway). So obviously it had to be Amanda or one of her friends. It wasn’t a small burn either. The upholstry was burned through to the foam padding. Needless to say, I flipped out. I was contemplating getting her her own car for xmas but there is NO WAY that’s happening now. Anyway, moving on.

Numero dos: Couple nights ago, I was getting ready for bed, and went into the bathroom to brush my teeth and… my toothbrush was missing? WTF?? I looked frantically around for a bit, checking the shower, the medicine cabinet, the floor, behind the toilet… even checking the cleaning supplies bucket under the sink (which, btw, had at least two other toothbrushes in it, but not mine). So for the time being, pissed off, I gargled with mouthwash, and used my finger to sorta brush my teeth. Next day I found out that Corryn had used my toothbrush to clean her jewelry. Fuckin A! I swear… my sisters… ugh…

Numero tres: Can’t I get a break? Is it so much to ask for a Christmas present to actually be a surprise??? Its bad enough that I know what my uncle got me because the invoice was taped to the outside of the (very large) box. But… ugh….. First you (yes, I’m talking to YOU) told me it was something ‘sparkly.’ THEN you told me it wasn’t a ring. (I would hope not.) Then YOU told me where you were getting it from. Then your friend told me it was heart-shaped. And then YOU (again) told me that my favorite color was involved in the color scheme. Umm… it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out. And we already know I’m the retard of Mensa (inside joke, lol). I know you probably thought you were making it fun by giving me hints… but did it ever occur to you that maybe I didnt want any hints at all? Maybe I didn’t even want to know that it was jewelry. At first I wanted to blame all the other people you told, but going through, I realized that most of my information came directly from you. Oh well. What’s done is done.

And now I think I’m done.