slightly delayed.
I never wrote about my camping trip at the beginning of this month and well… i never intended to. However, whilst we were camping we took “quote books” with us so that we could write down anytime somebody said something that was funny, but even funnier out of context. Some of them have timestamps with them, and others don’t because well… we weren’t that anal about it. And then there were quotes (PS: JT is me):
Carlini: (pulling something out of pocket) “Oh, there’s my eye!”
Ren’s Life Goal: Skinny dipping before she turns 21
(check! August 6th 10am)
Ren: Do you wanna take a shower with me, Carlini?
Banana: Well that depends on how many things you wanna do before you’re 21, Laurren.
4:16 pm August 7th
JM: “stop having sex on my tent!”
JM: “I’m not hungry, and the kids are gone”
Katie: “somebody stole my mother”
8-5
11:35pm
Carlini: “Who needs sentences when you have words?”
Katie: “We’re going to go look at dirt and trees and decide which one we like best.
Laurren: “We’re the Church of Penguin”
8/7 9:24 Katie
“Well my fingers taste good, I hope my apple tastes as good.”
JT: “The middle man is good for alot of things. *brief pause, looking around* I don’t even want to know how that was interpreted.”
Ren: “I’m licking the middleman.”
JT: “This middleman is getting a lot of action.”
JM: “Did you say ‘Yay butnaps’?”
JT: “Sex happens.”
Laurren: Where does it happen?
JT: Usually my room, occastionally a car
Laurren: I’ve never tried that one
JT: don’t bother, it’s not worth it
Laurren: thanks for turning all my fantasies into crap
Katie:Well you still have an airplane bathroom
JM: Yea cuz now there’s sand in bad places
JT: (to Katie) Your stomach’s a ventriloquist!
Katie: “Mmm…Doughie and boyie.”
6:10 JM
“I kept waking up and seeing monkeys staring at me”
11:11 JM
“Oh, am I on fire?”
11:03 – Katie
“I’m popping open the cherry”
11:05 – Carlin
“I can’t get it up”
11:15 – Group Effort
“It looks like a used condem with a nut in it.”
8/5/06 12:02 Banana *in print*
“Bacons”
2:00 3/7/06
JM: “I didn’t roll out of bed til the crack of 9”
JT: “We’re tired – we already had 2 meals today”
8/7 Katie: It sounds very agitated
*pause*
*strange animal sound*
Carlini: And-or excited.
JT: *pointing at Katie*
“haha, you’re fun”
8/5/06 9:23 Banana
“do you know how many good quotes you’d get if you let us drink beer.”
9:25
Banana “yea, cuz we’ll be so much more mature in a year and a half.”
Laurren: “one of these days my head’s gonna fall off.”
Do you wanna buy a duck?
A what?
A duck
Does it quack?
Of course it quacks!
How does it quack?
“Quack, quack!”
Katie: Sold.
8/5 11:24 pm
JT: “Foreplay is everything.”
Katie: I don’t smell nice
JM: “It’s fun, but I’m going to kill myself
Carlini: “I’m ok with that plan”
8/8 Carlini: “steaming reject”
JT: Why does that chair have two cupholders? that bothers me.
Laurren: Well, one’s for your beer…and the other one’s for your other beer.
8/8 Katie: “It’s in my crotch right now”
Carlini: “I smother in many ways.”
8/9 12:58 am
Katie: “Ah, my left ear sucks.”
Katie: “I like dirt. I’m even gonna sprinkle some in my cereal tomorrow. You’ve opened up a new door for me.”
Laurren: ” I think I’m black”
~later~
Laurren (to JT): Look you’re turning lack
JM: So we’re all turning black one by one? It’s like Michael Jackson backwards
Carlini: Hey we need those Doughboy sticks!
Banana: Well now it’s a weapon
JM: We’re going to get lung cancer. Yay!
JM: And then we were hopped up on owl.