quack please.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about things that I don’t know if anyone else ever thinks about. Then I get a bee in my bonnet that I wish someone *had* thought about it before, at least enough to have made a website about it so that I could read and be assured that not only am I not the only crazy one who thinks about these things, but someone must’ve been loonier, because they actually researched enough to compile the information that I wish I knew into a compact form and put it on the intarwebs. Such things that I’ve been thinking about include:

the optimum positioning and directioning for fans (be they box fans, oscilating fans, small fans, large fans, whatever) to sufficiently cool a house or room that doesn’t have a/c

>>Initial google searches for this turned up cooling fans for PCs, but by the second page of results I found this page: How to Use Window Fans for Home Cooling which in turn led me to the following pages:
How to Sleep Comfortably on a Hot Night and
How to Keep Cool without Air Conditioning

It still wasn’t *exactly* what I was looking for, but let me tell you, it would’ve helped a lot had I known it three days ago… or even just yesterday.

Now the second thing I’ve been thinking about has proven significantly harder to find. I’m very much a conspiracy theorist and a…whaddayacallit… I don’t know, but I’m one of those people who sees signs of an impending apocalypse in major world events? so anyway, I was thinking about the recent (last few years or so) extreme weather events… tornadoes, heat waves, hurricanes, earthquakes, volcanoes, landslides, wildfires, floods, etc. etc. etc…. and I want to see if anyone has compiled a list of all these extreme weather events with a discussion of how they relate to the End Times… nearly everything I’ve found no matter what my search terms were, is by some scientist who so very deftly (and might i add, condescendingly) discounted that any of the recent extreme weather has anything to do with the “end of the world”, and some of them even attempt to debunk global warming. Though I myself am a skeptic of “global warming” theories (come on, the most recent Ice Age was about 11,000 years ago, which in the grand scheme of the earth’s existence is a very short time… of course the earth is still warming up! But I digress…), I don’t want a website by a scientist. I want a website by some quack who spends way too much time with their nose buried in the Book of Revelations, Nostradamus, and analyses of the Mayan calendar. Where is my quack?