[NoJoMo] 16: don’t ask, don’t tell

Today’s NoJoMo Word: devise

ooh.. isn’t that an exciting word? I’ve never used that word before, in any of my entries before. This is the first time i’ve used it!! I don’t think it’s likely I’ll use it again anytime soon, so enjoy it while it lasts 🙂

If you’re confused as to what NoJoMo is, click the icon above. If you’re confused as to why I have a NoJoMo Word, please read [Nojomo]1: a loss for words

I haven’t really felt like writing today… so you get a survey instead. sorry.

The Survey No One Wants To Take

1) How much do you weigh? You know, I’m not actually sure–I don’t make it a practice to weigh myself. I’d rather measure diet progress on inches lost and the fit of my clothes… If i had to venture a guess, I’d say somewhere between 155-165

2) Would you swallow? Yes.

3) Would you rather snog y or z? [enter two current teeny bop effeminate boy band members of choice here] ummm… okay, i don’t really know about the currently popular effeminate boy bands or whatever so i suppose I’ll insert Pete Wentz (from Fall Out Boy) and… Billie Joe Armstrong (from Green Day)… and I’ll take both, kthx.

4) If you could only save one person that you love who would it be? myself

5) Do you do hard drugs? this question always bothers me… what exactly qualifies as a “hard drug”? Anything illegal? I’ve smoked weed before. that’s as hard as it gets

6) What kind of secret fetishes do you have? I have no fetishes. I have kinks. I think I wrote a mini-essay on the difference between them before. I like… pain. To put it simply, that is. I like to be tied up, spanked, slapped, bitten… i like to be “forced” to do things I don’t “want” to do. And I like to turn the tables and be the one in control.

7) How many people do you have carnal knowledge of? depends how we’re defining “carnal knowledge.” at the very LEAST, 23.

8) Describe your sex life. better than yours

9) Would you send me a pic of you nekkid? probably

10) Who do you vote for? the lesser of two evils

11) If you were intoxicated would you be answering surveys on OD? probably not, but only because if i were intoxicated, it would be difficult for me to operate a computer

12) Where was the most public place you’ve had sex? parking lot of a movie theater

13) What is your full (first, middle and last) name? Jennifer Shane Twisdale.

14) What is your address? 3003 N. Charles

15) What survey question would you not answer even if intoxicated? Already said I’d answer anything. Hasn’t this survey proved it?