[NoJoMo] 13: steak causes cancer

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This is the latest thing, doncha know. Supposedly women who eat red meat are more likely to get breast cancer. And all I have to say is.. Fuck It. Okay, so I cut trans fats out of my diet. I cut back on the saturated fats (although by no means have I, or do I intend to eliminate them). I don’t eat a lot of sodium, I eat whole grains, I’m working on cutting processed sugars and caffeine out and all I have to say is Fuck It. Honestly? We’re all going to die someday anyway, right? If enjoying a slab of steak (the bloodier, the better) is going to kill me faster, well then bring it on. I have made a lot of compromises on foods I enjoy with regards to my health, and I don’t regret any of those decisions, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to stop eating red meat. I’m not even going to cut back. In fact I’m probably going to eat MORE now just because I’m that pissed off. Do you remember when they told you coffee was bad for you, and then a few months later told you coffee was good for you? Or how about how alcohol is bad for you, but a glass of red wine is good for you? Or eggs.. first they’re bad, then they’re good, then they’re bad. For the record I eat so many eggs I should be dead already. I think I even remember when there was a controversy about St. John’s Wort. It’s all a conspiracy I say!!! And it’s all complete bullshit.

That is all.

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