hello? venus to mars? COME IN, MARS.
do we even speak the same language?
what I say: Are you coming home?
what I mean: Are you coming home anytime soon?
what he hears: Are you coming home any time before dawn?
What he says: Yes, I’m coming home
what he means: Yes, I’ll be home sometime before the late night infomercials start playing.
what I hear: Yes, I’ll be home in about 20 minutes
What he says: Are you hungry?
What he means: I don’t want to come home yet, so I want to give you an excuse to come out with me.
What I hear: I’m hungry. Come watch me eat.
What I say: I could eat something
What I mean: I’m not hungry at all, but if you’re hungry, I’ll join you just because I want to spend time with you
What he hears: I’m starving. I would be reduced to gnawing off a leg if you didn’t ask me to go eat something. Quick, let’s eat before I go into a diabetic coma.
The result: After an hour and a half of waiting for him to get home, we end up going to our favorite bar, where we both end up drinking, and only I end up eating, which I didn’t really want to do either of, then nearly pass out in exhaustion, and we bicker the entire way home THEN, once we get home….. he makes a snack.
*sigh*
lol……… i feel like i constantly going thru that with will. Men are we ever going to understand them.
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haha, those are so so true…
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mennnnnnnn agh,blah
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AGH! hehe xxx
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HOW TO INTERPRET MAN TIME: Add 2 hours to any declared time of being home. 3 if you sound mad on the phone.
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The only people who have midlife crises when they’re 40 are the ones who are too unaware to realize their life started sucking and becoming stagnant five years before then.
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Boys. Ours goes something like this: Me: Take out the trash, please. What I really mean: Take out the trash NOW. What he hears: Take out the trash sometime this week. You know, whenever. It doesn’t matter. It’s not that important.
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UGH fuking men *laughs*
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