four-point-oh.

actual exchanges from english class this past semester:

Mr. Davis hands me back my test. “Do a little better next time, okay?”
Me, looking at test, sees a 100. “Oh don’t worry, I’ll try.”
Mr. D: Seriously though, that’s never happened before.
Me: Nobody’s ever gotten a perfect?
Mr. D: No. You broke my test. I’m going to have to rewrite it now.

and another one….

Mr. D: Let’s see, what do you need in this essay. Oh. I wrote that you should consider tutoring other students. You left me with nothing to do. I couldn’t think of anything to add to this essay at all.
Me: Well what about my other essay?
Mr. D: *pointing* you don’t need this comma here.
Me: That’s it?
Mr. D: That’s it.

in other news, i don’t exist, and sleep is overrated. *dies*

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