boring as usual

at the dentist yesterday, the hygenist was cleaning my teeth, and said, “boring as usual. your teeth are always so clean.”

Then she proceeded to use a laser on my teeth to determine their density, and inform me that at least 5 of my teeth were in active decay, including 3 of my wisdom teeth. Confused? Wait, it gets better.

The dentist comes in, pokes around in my mouth and says “Well you’ve definitely got room in there for the wisdom teeth. Okay. You’re done.”

“I’m done?”

“Yup, no cavities.”

Then what in the heck does active decay mean???

Took the kittens to the vet yesterday for their distemper shots, which by the way they were not happy about at all. Have you ever heard a kitten growl? Well now I have.

They’re both in heat, which I explained to the vet, which prompted her to tell me a story about another patient she had. They had a cat and a dog. The cat was in heat, and the person said to the vet, “The dog’s been humping the cat.” The vet was like, “Okay?” The person then said, “Well we don’t want her to have any kittens.” The vet said she was stunned speechless that the person would actually say something like that. She said she didn’t want to tell the woman, “You’re an idiot, dogs can’t breed with cats,” so she searched through their file for something, anything she could tell them. Finally she said, “Well you don’t have to worry about that because the dog’s neutered.” So these people went on their merry little ignorant way thinking that dogs could breed with cats. Yea, i giggled a little.