Gobble Gobble.

I would just about sell my soul for a cigarette right now. Any takers?I’m back at home right now celebrating Rosh Hashana with my family. I’ve been here since Saturday and I’m going home tomorrow afternoon. I took three days off from work — this is the longest vacation I’ve had all year.

I just went to look out the window, and there are three turkeys in my backyard. God, I love Jersey.

From Similar Minds: Apparently I’m artistic, hyper-sensitive, self-absorbed, intellectual, histrionic, and sexual. What of this didn’t I already know?

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I’m sad right now. I’m . . . confused. Things aren’t turning out like I’d planned, and things I thought I knew for certain are changing. I don’t mean to be cryptic, except that . . . I do. Cryptic’s about the only way I can think right now.