Survey!

(1) What is your favorite word or phrase (one you’re known for using it frequently)?
"Indeed.”

(2) What sound or noise do you love?
Italics purring and Bagheera snoring.

(3) What sound do you hate?
Base coming through my floor or ceiling. Seriously people, turn it down!

(4) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt to do?
Firefighting… I don’t think I’d have much trouble risking my life for others…it’s the damn latter I’d have issues with…

(5) What profession would you not like to participate in?
Proctologist

(7) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“Well, that was an interesting way to get here… like the scenic routes, do ya’?” (Because in my Heaven, God has to be Texan!)

(8) If you could attribute your success to several qualities of yours in terms of percentages, which qualities would these be and what percentages would you assign to each?
30% genetics (high IQ, good breeding)
20% work
50% kicks in the ass from Mom (Sadly, I’m not kidding.)

(9) There is a new play in town. It is titled "THE LIFESTORY OF (insert your name here)." What is the hardest part about being you?
Internalizing the pain of the world

(10) There is a new play in town. It is titled "THE LIFESTORY OF (insert your name here)." What is the easiest part about being you?

Amazing luck

(11) Are you superstitious?
Bagheera is a black cat. She protects me because I give her wet food. 🙂

(12) To drive with nowhere in mind or a destination PRE planned?
Nowhere… I plan everything else.

(13) Favorite music genre?
Country, because they’re SONGS ABOUT ME

(14) Favorite colors?
I love all colors. Equally.

(15) Favorite place you’ve been and want to go to?
Fairfield, Florida around 1995

(16) Favorite scent?
Mom’s cooking

(17) A scent you can’t stand?
The cleaner isle at Walmart

(18) Favorite childhood dream you accomplished?
… um… I probably dreamed of getting married at some point, right? All little girls do… so, CHECK!

(19) Favorite childhood dream you’ve not yet accomplished?
Figuring out how to type with a cat laying across my wrists… geez…

(20) Favorite animal?
I’d say Dogs, but Bagheera is reading everything I type. She seems transfixed by the movement.

(21) Favorite pet?
Um.. Bagheera… (and Italics)

(22) Your heart and soul has been captured in the words of a poem .. it is you. What would the poem’s title be?
Simply Complicated

(23) Are you a collector and of what if anything?
Books, pens, candles… I want to start collecting bobble-heads

(24) Are you a good cook, baker, etc? Love or hate the kitchen?
Indeed. Love.