‘nother Survey

I am beyond bored so I found another survey.

I stole this from an OD I found on Random, don’t remember who but they stole it from someone else, these things get around.

1. Have you ever punched a wall? Yes, many times, I have anger management issues. I once had a psychologist tell me that if I really felt I needed to punch something to please punch my pillows instead of the walls. I beat the shit out of my pillows but it was never as satisfying 🙂
2. Do you meditate? Not anymore
3. Do you always have to be right? No, I can agree to disagree
4. What would you do if you had only 1 hour left to live? Write a group e-mail to everyone I know and delete my OD
5. Have you ever milked a cow?No
6. What is your favorite gemstone? I dunno their names but I like the purple one’s and the blue one’s
7. Have you danced by the light of the moon? No
8. Do you think of age 50 as being old? Depends on the person, some people are old at 50, others are just getting started
9. Do you like almonds or cashews the best? Neither really, how about peanuts, I like peanuts and pistachios
10. Have you gone on many blind dates? Never been on a blind date in my life
11. Do you think same-sex marriage should be legal? Yes
12. Are you analytical? Depends, but most of the time, yes.
13. Do you tend to go with the flow, or wade upstream all by yourself? Depends, most of the time I’m wading upstream by myself although not necessarily because I intend or even want to be.
14. When a stranger drops something, do you attempt to pick it up? It depends on what it is. If it’s something valuable or whatever then yes, definatly, and if the person is possible to catch then I’ll give it back to them. If not and there’s not lost and found then I usually stand there looking dumb wondering what I should do now.
15. Has someone done something extra nice for you today? Nope
16. Are you a private person? Not in my OD, but in person yes, I’m extremely shy and I tend to not talk about myself or anything personal.
17. Name one thing you would never eat. Anything considered a “pet” or another human being, not even if I was starving to death in the middle of the ocean. I don’t care what anyone says, my will to survive just isn’t THAT strong.
18. Do you think having sex in a car is uncomfortable? Depends on the car, having sex in the backseat of a Hyundai Accent would be extremely uncomfortable although the back of a Lincoln might not be so bad.
19. Do you have any friends you are embarassed to be seen with?Lets rephrase this question to suite my life. Do you have any friends you could be seen with? No.
20. Do you excite easily? Depends, I get excited about doing fun things pretty easily. I get wound up about things like politics and religion pretty easily. I get pissed off and depressed pretty easily too. I’m way overly-emotional unless I’m around people I don’t know or aren’t comfortable with then I show absolutely no emotion whatsoever although it’s not intentional or conscious. Yeah, I’m pretty weird.
21. Do you think Winnie the Pooh is a stupid name? Um, well, again it depends. Are we leaving this name to Winnie the Pooh or is someone planning to name their child that? I think that would be a very bad idea. But if we’re leaving it to Pooh Bear then no, it’s not stupid.
23. Do you drink and drive? Not at the same time, no.
24. Do you like to gamble? Only if I’m winning.
25. Do you allow animals on your furniture? Cats yes, dog no, and my main reason is that a lot of people we would visit might not want our dog getting onto their furniture. Dogs don’t know the difference between our free, ugly ass sofa and Joe Bob’s Italian Leather sofa.
26. Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city? I have! In Oklahoma City, it sucked ass!! I went into a gas station to ask directions and when I came out there was a drunk bum right by my car looking at it. I set my car alarm off with the hand-held thingy and it scared the shit out of him and he wandered off.
27. Do you live near your birthplace? Nope, I was born in Oklahoma and I now live in Connecticut.
28. Would you rather have mint or fruit flavored gum? Fruit, I hate mint
29. Do you use petroleum jelly? Um, why is this question here? I use petroleum jelly on dry skin sometimes. K-Y works better for the other stuff. 😉
30. Do you have road rage? Sort of, I guess. I yell profanities but I’m not at all a danger to other drivers when I’m angry.
31. Who is more passive, your mother or father? Neither really, they’re both pretty controlling although my dad is pretty easy to outsmart if that counts for anything.
32. Do you watch TOO MUCH football? Actually, now that I’m not a marching band member I watch no football.
33. Do you ever feel braindead? Yeah, thanks to my damned worthless, mindless job.
34. Are you more decisive or indecisive? Um, I don’t know, hmm, decisive or indecisive. I’m decisive, no wait, I’m indecisive. Nah, I’m decisive. Yeah, right, I’m probably the most indecisive person you’ll ever meet. But when I DO get around to making a decision I stick to it.
35. Have you ever eaten grass? Intentionally? Chewed and swallowed? No. Gotten it in my mouth and spat out, yes.
36. When you hear the song “Puff the Magic Dragon,” what do you think of? I think of lots of things when I hear that. My mom singing the song, the pictures of a little boy and a dragon I had as a child in my head, and I think of pot.

To be continued ——————->

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