Long Survey Part 2

*~*~Past~*~*

First grade teacher’s name: Mrs. Hicks

Last word you said: Fuck

Last song you sang: Don’t remember

Last meal you ate: Taco Salad

Favorite childhood cartoon: Smurfs

What did you hate most about school: other kids

Last person you flipped off: I flipped off my computer earlier

Last song stuck in your head: don’t know the name of it

What line/verse:

Last time you were burned: I burn myself all the damn time

How: usually something to do with the stove or oven

Favorite game show as a child: Price is Right

*~*~Present~*~*

What’s in your CD player: Cake’s “Motorcade of Generosity”

What color socks are you wearing: Black

What’s under your bed: Cat hair, probably a couple missing socks and some cat toys, maybe a cat too.

What’s the weather like: Chilly and cloudy

What is on your wall calendar (i.e. Curious George, Magnetic Poetry): “Get Fuzzy” by Darby Connely

What time did you wake up today: 5am

Did you think it was earlier, later, or on time: sadly, on time

*~*~Future~*~*

Who do you want to marry: Already did

Are you going to college: I hope so

If so, how long do you want to go: As long as it takes

Where do you want to go: Probably UCONN

What is your career going to be: Hopefully Psychology

Where are you going to live: Hopefully someday I’ll build myself a castle in Maine 🙂

How many kids do you want: ZERO

Kids names girls: N/A

Kids names boys: N/A

Where do you want your honeymoon: already did that, sort of

What kind of car will you have: I hope to get my 280ZX running.

What kind of house will you have: I already said I want a castle, and I’m not joking, someday I want a castle!

*~*~Have you ever~*~*

Smoked: once

Been Drunk: so drunk I could hardly walk

Done drugs: nope

Skinny dipped: not yet

Partied until the sun came up: yup

Stole: does stealing surveys count?

Stayed up all night on the internet: more than once

Met someone off the internet (in person): yup, more than once

Cried over a guy/girl: who hasn’t?

Been in a fist fight: In 8th grade a girl pinched me for not wearing green on St. Patrick’s day, I slapped her right across the face.

Been in a cat fight: literally, Sophie sent me to the emergency room a little over a month ago

Wanted to kill someone: yup

Fell off a chair: more than once

Kissed the same sex: yup

Had feelings for the same sex: yup, and I’m not saying who so don’t ask.

*~*~Other~*~*

Do you believe in the horoscopes: no

Do you like your handwriting: hate it

If you could be anybody, who would you be and why: myself, because I like being me.

What superhero would you be: eh

Do you have any piercings: my ears

Any tattoos: not yet

If so where:

Are you picky: extremely

What makes you cry: everything

What makes you mad: everything

What do you think of Eminem: I think he needs counseling

Who do you admire: not saying

Do you like cartoons: only funny one’s like Southpark and Daria

Do you believe in heaven: no

Do you believe in God: no

Do you think there is a hell: no

Do you believe in the devil: no

What is the one place you have to visit before you die: Germany

What did you do today: not much, yet

Where do you work: An Insurance Company

Toughest Job there is: I would have to say Animal Control

Are your parents lame: In the literal sense of the word? No.

Do you own a miniskirt: oh, hell no, and you don’t want me to either.

Do you floss: not very often

What is the farthest your have traveled: not sure exactly, I’ve never left the US

Who is a DIVA: someone who needs to be bitch-slapped

What kind of shampoo do you use: Nature’s Gate

What about conditioner: Nature’s Gate

Do you use big words to sound smart: not intentionally

When you get mad, do you swear a lot: I’ve been told I cuss like a sailor

Got milk: hell nah

Do you have a magic 8 ball: yes, but it doesn’t work right anymore because too many idiots have SHAKEN it. Everyone thinks you’re supposed to shake them but you’re not, the instructions explicitly say “DO NOT SHAKE MAGIC 8 BALL”.

Name something that comes in threes: orgasms can if you want them to. 🙂

Ever worn black nail polish: yup

Do you have hairy arms: yeah, for now, I shave them a lot though.

How many sheets are on your bed: A fitted sheet and a top sheet

Do you have your own TV and vcr: Um, yeah, do you?

Do you believe in fate: not really

Do you see dead people: at funerals

Are you a good speller: yup

What is your lucky charm: I don’t have one

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway: Because the English language is retarded

Do you like little kids: I can’t stand kids

Are you talented: People tell me I am

If so, how: Music

Ever hugged a tree: more than once

Do you watch the weather channel while getting ready in your hotel room on vacation: Sometimes, I usually just flip it to VH1 provided they aren’t playing CRAP.

Do you ever steal anything from hotels: I stole a towel once but only out of necessity

Ever seen a ghost: no

How about an alien: Yeah, my husbands boss in an alien, definitely, he’s from Uranus

Do you believe in either of them: no

~*~Ending~*~

Did you waste any time doing this: The only time I have is time to be wasted

Were you bored: yeah

Did you skip any questions: I deleted one duplicate question

Write another question: no

Did you do what you should have done: probably not

Time right now: 12:56 pm

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