I’m in the Mood to Bitch…

….and no, it’s not PMS!

#1.) I WORK WITH IDIOTS.

Michele has been working here for about a year now and you will not believe the e-mail I just got from her.

“Please add Chuck XXXXX to the on-line directory. Let me know what you need from us.

Michele D. XXXXXX Business Operations Supervisor Business Operations”

Okay Michele, please tell me you have recently been BEATEN over the head with a bat and that’s why you’re suddenly incapable of remembering what we have been working on for NEARLY A YEAR. Please tell me this otherwise I’m going to go into the rage of a lifetime and kill you.

My response:

“I have no information for Chuck XXXXX, I will need whatever information is to be included in the directory for him.

Brandi M. Niles, E-Manuals Group, HO Xxxxx”

I don’t know if this comes off as rude but who really cares when someone is being this stupid. Okay, just got another e-mail from her, a copy-in, her asking someone else for the guys info. *chuckle* I swear to some unknown deity that I’m going to go completely insane if I don’t get out of this place soon. I am so unbelievably sick of stupid people.

#2.) I just spoke with my mom in IM. My mom has been laid off and is receiving unemployment. I HATE when my mom is unemployed because she falls into this whole “poor pitiful me” thing. I happened to get one of my annoying computer calls me and hangs up calls while in IM with her and mentioned how incredibly annoying those calls were and she says to me “at least you have a job”. Oooooooh you wouldn’t believe how much I wanted to go off on her for that. She always does this. You can’t complain about anything when mommy isn’t happy. Well, you know what mom, perhaps if you had a job that a fucking monkey couldn’t do you wouldn’t fucking lose your job all the time. There, I said it. Perhaps if there weren’t a thousand kids willing to do data entry for a hell of a lot cheaper than you will you could keep a job. I’m sorry, I love my mom but this oh poor pitiful me shit gets me downright ready to smack her. Other people have problems too but they don’t go around making everyone else feel like shit. I don’t go around pouting every time I see a nice car just because my 280zx doesn’t run. I don’t guilt trip everyone when I’m a thousand dollars behind in bills and wondering how in the hell I’m going to pay this $300.00 oil bill. I suck it up and allow the other person their joys, their frustrations and know that I’ll be doing better eventually. I felt sorry for my mom until she started in with the poor pitiful me crap, now I don’t, now she’s acting like a child who isn’t allowed to go swimming when all their friends are going. Well, Suzy’s mom is letting Suzy go. Fuck that.

*sigh* I feel slightly better now. I could go on though, yeah, I think I will.

Back when I figured out I had AS I mentioned it to my family and also asked my mom if there was anyone else on her side of the family that seemed like they might have had AS, did she know of any stories about someone odd or eccentric? She came back and said something to the effect of there not being anyone on HER side of the family with any “illnesses” like it was offensive. Oh, jeez, you’re right, I’m so sorry to have made such a horrible accusation. I forgot, your side of the family is perfect in every way, Darwin would be proud. It’s my dads side of the family that’s full of defective mutants isn’t it? Yeah, that’s it, I’m so sorry, all my “illnesses” come from that side of the family. My mom has actually apologized to me for my dad being my dad, not only because of the mistakes he’s made but for the “illnesses” he’s passed on to me including any “mental issues”, hypoglycemia and stomach problems. For the love of god.

Perhaps it’s better that I don’t want to reproduce, jeez, I’d hate to pass my AS onto my child, it’s been such a horrible condition for me to live with my entire life. What the fuck ever, if I had a kid I’d want it to be one with mild AS.

I don’t think I’ve ever bitched about my mom in here. I think it’s because I try to overlook her faults. I really do love my mom, she’s awesome despite the couple of annoyances. At least she’s not like my step-mom who is the epitomy of evil. There’s nothing nice I can even begin to say about that stupid, ugly, selfish, disgusting worthless waste of cells.

That said, how about I share a story about my step-mom. This was after her and my fathers divorce and I let her come up here and stay with us to visit. I tried to be nice, it didn’t last, we kicked her out of our house.

Enjoy:

http://www.nilesweb.com/brandi/houseguest.htm