A reasonably short quiz

In an attempt to distract myself from work I’ve stolen a survey.

1. Do you have a pet(s)? Why or why not? Do I have pets? *laughs* Oh boy do I have pets. I have a Dwarf Hamster named Einstein. 5 Siamese Fighting Fish, a Chicken coop full of chickens, a Golden Retreiver named Sara and 10 Cats, Casper, Kenny, Sally, Vicki, Sophie and her 5 kittens. I have pets because I love them. I love the fish for the peaceful calm they create in my workspace, the hamster for his antics, the chickens for their cuteness and the eggs they provide. I love Sara for being a big goofball and her and the cats for their unconditional love. My pets bring a joy to my life like no other.

2. Have you ever been convicted of a misdemeanor? felony? Nope, and I don’t plan to start any time soon.

3. Do you know how to rollerblade or rollerskate? I used to do both, now I just rollerblade.

4. Do you collect anything? If so, what do you collect? I collect Stationary, postcards from every state I go to, and am hoping to start collecting my little ponies here pretty soon.

5. Were you nervous when you wrote your first entry on OD or FOD? Not at all.

6. Popcorn..buttered or unbuttered? Buttered, that or Paul Newman has a brand of popcorn out that comes with white cheddar cheese to sprinkle on it, I had some of that last night, it’s the shiznit.

7. Do you webcam? If not, why? Do I webcam? *looks confused* I guess I used to, now I just put our webcam on our pets and watch them from work.

8. Van Halen – Do you know who they are? David Lee or Sammy Lee? I know who Van Halen is but I don’t listen to them and never really have.

9. Jazz or opera? Oh come on, you’re breaking my balls here, I can’t pick one! I love opera but I’m a huge fan of jazz too, real jazz, not that light crap. The only thing funner than playing jazz sax is playing jazz flute, let me tell you. 😉

10. Have you ever met a celebrity? If so who? Tell us about it. I’ve never met a celebrity. I have, however, walked in on a crew party. I was in Guthrie Oklahoma during the filming of “Twister”. I was with my parents and we decided to stop in a restaurant. Well, it just so happened the film crew from the movie had rented the restaurant for the afternoon and was a having a little party. We walked in since the door was open, saw the sign that said “seat yourself” and sat ourselves. A couple minutes later someone came over and said they were sorry but this was the film crew for a movie. They actually invited us to eat with them, but we didn’t.

11. What was your most embarrassing moment? Did everyone there really forget about it? I’ve had a lot of embarrassing moments, none really stand out. I did fall down the stairs in 9th grade, that was embarrassing, and painful.

12. When you were a kid, were you the bully or the one getting picked on, or the kid running to tell the teacher? I was the kid getting picked on.

13. Have you ever had stitches or broken a bone? If so, elaborate. I broke my arm rollerskating in the 5th grade. I was at my cousins birthday party. I broke both bones in my right arm. Not a very fun experience.

14. Do you believe in a higher power? Why or why not? Nope, and I have a ton of entries on the topic if you really want to know why.

15. Name a movie scene that you think is better than the volley ball scene in Top Gun. I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched Top Gun. If I have I don’t remember any scene’s from it.