Ruby Ruby Ruby!

I came to finish up with yesterdays sad entry attempt.

But because I’m me, I again lost the point of it all. This time I blame a Ladybug! A cute little ladybug found me and used me as a landing strip. But its all okay because we became fast friends and she told me her name was Ruby. I don’t know where Ruby took off to now, but maybe she will be back later to say good night. You never know, Ladybugs can be unpredictable. By the way, what do you call a boy Ladybug? A Gentlemanbug?  I would call them that at least, as they do seem to be polite to humans! Or maybe it is just the ladies that are being polite to humans, hence the name Ladybug! If  thats case would you call the boys Wankerbugs?

Nevermind all of that..

Skip it.

Today I felt okay physically. As for feeling okay mentaly, I can’t say the later! The dragon may have checked out of its temporary residence (as I told him no more vacancy) But yarnie was having a good time lassoing me in! I started the day with zero fuel. Yarnie was laughing at me as he said you don’t deserve a thing. Somewhere along the course of the morning I found a small portion of me and decided to have a few pieces of watermellon. Let me tell you, I say it  was Damn tasty, but that damn tastyness only lasted for a few minutes. And thats because Yarnie told me no! it was most certainly not tasty. He called me all sorts of names for eating the watermellon. Yarnie dosen’t like anything! 

Just like Yarnie hates visiting the doctor. Well the doctor dosen’t care for Yarnie either. Its a mutual feeling. But I went to the doctor for my one month appointment. It always seems like a waste of time. I could visit myself and tell myself everything the doctor tells me. Or perhaps visiting the doctor may be the better route seeing as I’m not always able to see myself (does that make sense?) After that wasted hour, I went into the grosery store to get a drink because I was "thirsty" but really wasn’t actually thirsty. You know how it goes!! I wanted lemonade and just had to have it because if I didn’t get it,  the world might explode as a result! But get this, things turned out nicely, I found Vanilla Coke Zero. Hell yeah! I adored Vanilla Coke, I drank it like it was going out of style…and for that I guess I was right to do so, but Vanilla Coke Zero! Whoa. I had no idea Coke even made that. I wouldn’t dare touch regular soda, but now I can have safe Vanilla Coke! Needless to say I bought a 12 pack….wanted to buy about nine more, just in case…..because remember, they world might be exploding soon and if I were to buy nine more I could enjoy huge amounts of Vanilla Coke before it all went down! But then if that were really the case Im sure regular Vanilla Coke wouldn’t change a thing, but thats not the point…Vanilla Coke Zero! I wanted to do cartwheels around the place. Okay half assed sorry cartwheels or some sort of acrobatic move. I was ready to join the circus! Another great thing was that after the excitent of this dicovery, I found lemonade, not just any old lemonaid, zero calorie lemonade. Albeit one little bottle that cost me to much for lemonade, but I bought it anyway simply because of the calorie count. Price seems to become less important when it comes to the words zero calories. It may have been almost two dollars, but at least im not paying two dollars worth of calories. I’m buying two dollars woth of safeness! 

And that there is my sad sad logic!

My excitement followed me home and helped me find a small bit of me again. I came home and ate more watermellon. Yarnie then reminded me of his hate for food not long after. Yarnie said I had to take care of the nonsense I just pulled, so I listined, and I did. Me peeked in again after that telling myself how absurd that was, and that I was allowed to eat something else. And I did. I had veggies this time. I figured if watermellon made Yarnie angry, I would try a new approach. And guess what, Yarnie dosen’t like veggies either but out of the two, veggies made me stronger! And veggies are still in me. And they will stay in me. Yarnie is extremely angry and sad! But I put him in time out for a few mintutes to think about things. I asked him to think about a better solution (preferably non violent) and to come see me when he comes up with a better way of handling his problems! ! He may come up with a solution, he may not. It may be a solution for just today, but it may not be the solution for tomorrow! Obviously there is no quick fix, seeing all the issues Yarnie needs to work on already! 

I did want to add more to this entry but interest has left the building! So until it comes back walking towards me again

…I bid the farewell!

Thats how a Ladybug parts. Not just with a see ya later, but with something more classy, like I bid the farewell! Or so long my kind friend!