positive exploring, no monsters allowed

I’m pretending its yesterday becuase I wanted to post this yesterday, but got pretty distracted with making this…..

I got into White Cat’s mind, and this is how she sees things. She is frying my ass every time she looks at me. She continues her evil pursuit  to destroy my soul!

anyway…

I tried to do something positive for myself, so I went exploring in the great unknown….of where I live. Not that there is any greatness within my town, but you never know what you can find…..I don’t even know what I was exploring…but I figured I would step into the shoes of Ponce de Leon and others …..I wasn’t in search of richess or anything….I was in search of something…well…unknown.

And unknown  did find…..no luck with finding the fountain of youth, but I found a really beautiful river bridge….

…breath taking, I know! And just look at that romantic love confession. Angela is one lucky lady! Looks like someone discovered this spot before me.

…okay off for more exploring….

…Jackpot!

…Now this is more like it! This is where I will come when I’m 47 to reflect upon life. This is also where Monet and Frances Hodgson Burnett got married, and this is where Frances wrote all about Mary Lennox and her secret garden…and whats that? Lets take a closer look…

…Is that???…Why yes it is, it’s Mary herself, tending to her garden! Mary is sad because she dosen’t know where Dickon ran off to. Heres a  real garden secret, Dickon ran off to be with Sarah Cruze….That Dickon! He’s a player.

Wheres Colin?

I never found Colin Either.

Thats how shower heads were invented…and that pink house is the enigizer bunnies summer home….the enigizer bunny invented the shower head, did you know that?

This is where pond dwellers eat pizza. Its Pond Pizza Hut. All the frogs and fish and dragonflies must have had a pizza party, because all the pond pizza is gone.

When I’m 83, this is where I will go to ponder life’s journey.

This is where Claude Monet met Oprah for the first time.

This is photographic evidence of the mysterious Tree Duck. He has been around since the Roman Empire, but no one has been able to spot one since…..until yesterday that is, when I spotted it during my explorations. The Nationl Audubon Society is renaming it in honor of me.

This is where I can come and ponder the meaning of life amongst the bamboo when I’m 19….in my next life, because 19 has come and passed in this life. And hopefully I will come back as a panda, that way I can ponder and snack at the same time. It will be very zen!

This is where I will come to meditate when I’m 71 nd 1/2. I will be one with the frogs. By the time Im 71 and 1/2, the sky will have fallen to the ground. Clouds will now be part of the ground, and cloud flowers will have bloomed, thus bringing a whole new fruit to Earth inhabitants. The fruit will taste like a cross between cotton candy and lava lamp lava. Quite unusual, I know, but it will be a power food! And I will have been the first person to harvest the cloud flower fruit. This is the cloud flower fruit farm where I like to meditate….with the frogs…because the frogs help to harvest the fruit. Frogs will be very important in the future. Well, when I come back as a wise panda, they won’t be as important, but they will be living in frog reservations. When I’m a panda, aardvarks will be important to society.

I am a great explorer.

I’m going to go back to this spot soon! 

…And maybe explore some more to see what else I can find. And by doing that, I can keep myself out of a little touble!