okay, so everbody knows…

Tomorrow…okay, later this afternoon….I am taking Evelyn and Warren to go bowling with Josh and Caleb. Its Josh’s 5th birthday, and he wanted to go bowling. (I think I have mentioned this before) I am not a fan of bowling. Here is why, I hate that time right ofter you chuck the ball down the ally and have to wait what happens all while other people are watching. What the hell are you suppose to do with that time? Its may not be a long wait, but still…I neber know what to do with myself. I could care less where the ball goes. Gutter ball? Great, thats usually where it goes fo me, but I don’t give two shits if the ball even hits pins. I just don’t give a flying fuck. And for that time, that little waiting time, I don’t know what to do. haha. And then you have to walk back to the computer thingy, or the seats, and then wait some more, which is awful, because waiting is awful. and then your time comes up again, and your still trying to figure out how to react. I have no coordination what so ever, and now I have to put my lack of skills on display. And I don’t even mean the bowling skills, I mean the kind of ‘what the hell do I do with my hands/face’ skills. And the ‘how do I handle this situation’ skill, and the ‘how do I pretend I give a shit about bowling for an hour’ skill. Look…I am through after just one turn,ready for a new activity, but then there are how many other tunrs that make up one game of bowling?? Too many as far as I’m concerned. No one is forcing me to actually bowl, but I don’t want to be rude. And what good will come of me just watching. It will be the same anyway. But after all is said and done, It will be good to just spend time with people I care about, and its also about Josh, who is turning 5, which is hard to beleive. And Josh is a cool 5 year old, and it was nice to be invited to celebrate his day. And josh is really fucking cute, and I love spending time with him and Caleb, and Warren and Evelyn. So it will be fun.

Anyway, I mention all of this because I wanted to share the gift I got Josh…

A box of opened cigars. Because like I said, Josh is a cool 5 year old and celebrates with style. What 5 year old dosen’t. Chucky Cheese is for babies.

Okay, so we all know thats not the gift…

Lets open the box shall we…

 

Yay. 2 boring hot wheels. Because I am so thoughtful and creative, and he dosen’t have enough hot wheels already..

Okay, so we all know thats not the gift either.

I havn’t opened it up all the way yet…

And really the final product isn’t that special, but its a little better than a 5 year olds cigar box…

I suppose you could call it a cicar track box now. It functions as a little mini race ramp thing, and a hot wheel holder, for all of the other 100 toy cars the boys have.

I had a race of my own. I had to test it out. Do a few time trials. Obviously the yellow car won each time. Everybody knows that yellow is the faster color of the two. Those stripes must be responsable for the red cars slow pace.

Okay, so we all all know that the yellow car didn’t win each time. And you should all know that there were no races or time trials. I did test it out though. But I have to admit, this image was set. Well thought out infact. It took me hours to get this one shot.

The other day…and by other day, I mean about 2 weeks ago, I made Caleb and Josh a legit dinner. Saturday dinner for the boys is usually ‘"Saturday Noodles" which is just plain elbow noodles. Or if not Saturday Noodles, already cooked food from Wegmans, but I am proud to say that I took the time to follow a recipie. It was on a whim. My usual saturday dinner plans where still intact. I made it basically from scratch, annd in the end I named it Cracker Macker Bracker…with some Snacker. It was a baked mac and cheese thing, but there was cracker crumbles in it and ontop, and I also added broccoli, and then the snacker part came in when I suggested putting some of the cracker macker bracker ontop of a special k cracker. Double the cracker, double the fun, and name of the meal. The boys really liked it, they wanted it last Saturday. But then last Saturday, I thought, what the hell, I’m going to make another real dinner, and before the boys could convince me, I started to make some soup. Soup with added veggies, and then some cheesy bread stuff that looked like mini pizzas. The cheesey bread was made to dip in the soup, so I named the bread "Dippy Bread" The boys like the soup and dippy bread too.

I had to have proof (for myself) that I was capable of making a real dinner for the kids.

 

Its no Martha Stewart, but it looks real right?

I have to admit though, that I didn’t allow myself to enjoy the meal. Eh.

Sleepy pleased kitty

is a cute kitty.

I was looking through some pictures that were posted on the Ellen Degeneres website the other day. She alwyas has good ones to look at. I was looking throgh funny pet photos when I cam across this one. I though it was funny and cute of course, but it also looked a lot like Francois, whci made the picture even better. Than I read the description of the photo, and noticed how it was sent in by some one from the same town I’m in. Which made it even more cool. I was joking around and said it was Francois’ father. My sister beleived this false fact. Bless her heart. haha, but she was like "Whoooaaaa! Thats so cool, did you show him?" (as in did you show the cat?) yeah. Just…I dont even know..haha. Poor girl. But I went a long with it for a little bit. Yeah, this here is Francois’ dad, Papa Giorgio! Never mind the fact that billions of other cats have that same color and pattern…this one here, this Papa Giorgio…is my cats father, and now I am goong to reunite the two. Anyway..here is ‘Papa Giorgio" who did have a real name in the description, which was Cooper…

Again…got this from the Ellen website. Its not mine. Giving credit to whoever it belongs to.

So then…I figured, why not show Francois his "father’

(okay, so we all know I did not do that, but I should have showed this to my sister when she believed cooper was Francois’ dad)

"A

hhhh shit. Thats funny as hell! Papa Giorgio and I look so much alike!" "Like kitten like cat. AAHHHHHHHAHAHAH!"

Or he was just tired and ready for bed.

Like I am now.

I need to stop being a sarcastic ass.