bites

I met another bug tonight. This time I found the bug, the bug didn’t find me. I thought he/she/it?? was a cool bug so I picked it up. He/she/it looked like a lady bug, but was a cool green color and was more oval than round. I named it Kermit The Bug! There for the bug is a he in this situation. Kermit The Bug was a fast little fucker. Not so laid back like Ruby the Lady Bug was. I suppose Kermit had places to go and bugs to see, So I set him free to the great outdoors, and by the great outdoors I mean my back door. So long Kermit The Bug, we now have a rainbow connection. I think for him, its easy being green, because I obviously thought he looked cool, so other insects and such probably feel the same way. Hes a hipster bug. Hes got it going on!

Kermit made me think about other bugs and the silly names we know them by. Like a Daddy Long Leg for example. With the kids these days I figured they would be calling them diddy long legs by now. Which then makes me think of Puff The Magic Dragon, and how he could be called Puff The Daddy Magic Dragon.

Or Rollie Pollies. If we are going to call then that then why not call them Rollin With My Pollie Homies.

And moths. They could be called I Can’t Believe Its Not Butterflies.

Yellow Jackets, My Morning Yellow Jackets.

Hornets, Skanktraps.

And if ants are aunts then what bug is an uncle?

….sorry about the above. Ingnore if you like!

Now that I have spent the last 20 minutes thinking about bugs, I can”t quite remember what I was really going to write about.

The day seemed long. I didn’t find time to fit in my mini table nap. I spent it making edible fairy wands and knight swords. Which was really just a pretzel stick dipped in that melty candy stuff topped with rainbow sprinkles. Then I had left over melty things and made them into fairy coins and dragon gems. After that I painted on my arm, and by the time I was through with that camp, was just about over and aftercare was approaching. Aftercare was pretty laid back because three of the kids were stillsleeping from their late nap time. I wasn’t about to wake them and endure the wrath of  whinny and tired  pre-schoolers and kindergarteners. That is not a fun thing to deal with. One little girl, Julia (who is the younger sister of Professor Child, and nothing like him) cracks me up when she wakes from a nap. She always cries. Just cries, for no spacific reason. She has always done that, and we now know to just let her do her thing and cry herslf awake. Which is funny because its usually the other way around.

After staying late with Arno and reading him the Little Toot story, I left for group. Group was lame considering it was just me myself and I. No one showed up today. I suppose I could have lead a group discussion with myself but I already have enough strange going on in my life. If I were to do that I would most likely be joining a whole other group. Bananas Anonymus. B.A…Where the twelve steps build up to having a little nomalcy in your life. And it would work if you worked it..by working it.all by yourself….and of course with the imaginary friends who also happen to be in the fellowship.

I picked out about five outfits to wear tomorrow. Its due to my inability to make simple choices. Who knows, tomorrow morning I may choose to dress like a gnome.

If I do, I will snap a quick picture.

I won’t. I won’t be dressing like a gnome tomorrow. sorry, I didn’t mean to fool you with such false hope. And anyway, I dont quite have the right attire to do so.  And I most certainly don’t have that special cap that lay upon their heads. Not to mention I don’t have a beard.  

I felt so messy and dirty by the end of the day. I hate when I feel like that. I wore white shorts today and they stayed clean for all of an hour maybe. When I got home I took a good shower.