Gross (N7)

The grossest thing happened to me today.

I left work and was driving on the highway to my tutoring appointment. I was speeding along when a blob of something hit my windshield. It wasn’t bird shit, it was too clear, and it definitely wasn’t raining. I looked around and there wasn’t anything on the road and the car in front of me didn’t look like it was washing their windshield or throwing anything out the window.

I cleaned my windshield and as soon as I was done, another splat. Then another. I cleaned my windshield again and as soon as I was done, another splat!

The car in front of me got into the right lane to get off the highway and as I sped past him, I realized that dirty bastard was eating sunflower seeds and flicking the shells out his window, which he had conveniently cracked open just for that purpose.

I was so grossed out. His spitty, nasty, sunflower shells were splatting on my windshield as I was driving down the road. Yuck! Yuck! Yuck!