Psycho Cat: My wake up call

FIRST and FOREMOST I would like to say that Count Chocula tastes like hot cocoa!

Now, from our commercial break right on to the story-
Last night was the first night my new BLACK cat, Midnight (What an appropriate name… you will see, HAHAHA!), was allowed to roam the house.  She wound up sleeping on my bed.  ^_^  Hehe, awwww. 

Now.  It’s 0600.  Something wakes me up and I move my body around.  The cat launches out of my bed and tears down the hall, through the living room into the dining room somewhere.  I go, "Okay, no big deal.  Bye, you cat." 

I roll over to go back to sleep. 

I’m in that state of half awake/half asleep when I hear a gigantic "MRRRROOWWW!"  The cat tears into my room, claws ripping out carpet and launches ON to my bed… ON to my stomach.  I jumped, to say the least. 

I sit up and the cat RUNS off again.  I’m grumbling angrily because it’s 0600 and I hear this SCRATCH BLAM!  Like the cat just ran into a door and was scratching at it.  So I get my ass out of bed in a pitiful attempt to save the furniture.

In near darkness, I grope my way through a long hallway and stand in the doorway between the hallway and the living room. 

Scenario break:  My house is dark.  It’s a French colonial- wood paneling, full of doors, large.  Also, for Halloween, my mother creates this ghoul/skeleton figure that stands at the door.  It’s as tall as I am and wears a heavy black monk cape.  If I am not prepared for it, that thing will scare the shit out of me!!

That’s exactly what the ghoul dude did at 0600 in the morning.    As soon as I see it looming watchfully over our door, I JUMP straight in the air however… Before I even land… the cat comes out of where it was hiding behind a cd tower right next to my feet.  "MRRROOWWWWWW!"  It tears the fuck across the house.  I yell reflexively as my heart leaps through intense acrobatics, "JESUS CHRIST!"
Immediately I worry that my dad heard me use a biblical name in vain- no worries though he was somehow sleepin’ through this circus event.  Was I jealous!!

((my dog was luckily safe, locked away in the sunroom- she thanks you for your concern))

Anyway, finally I track down the cat, let it play with a toy for a little while, then catch it and bring it back into my bedroom.  I dump it on my bed and tell it, "SLEEP!  NOW!"  It curls up in the middle of my bed before I realize that I have to sleep in my twin bed, too. 

So I have to carefully move the cat, scared I’m going to evoke it’s psycho tendencies…

and then I went back to sleep!  Ahhhhhhhhh! 

I can’t wait to see what tomorrow morning will bring…

Peace and health.  : )

-INMATE-

Wearing::  Black muscle tank, black crop jacket, black bondage pants.
Last ate:: Count chocula.  DUH!
Feeling::  Like I need to work out.