Halloween survey!

No zombies again this year.  DAMMIT!!
It’s okay, I remain optimistic.
There’s always next year.
(If you’re confused, refer to previous entry.)

Ghosts or Goblins?: Ghosts.  Goblins are warty and bitchy.
Zombies or Vampires? ZOMBIES!!  ::wanders around, zombie-like::
Witches or Hags?: Witches.  Aren’t they the same thing?  Only one name is less derogatory??
Werewolves or Frankenstein?:  Werewolves, I think.
Black Cats or bats?:  My kitty cat.  😀
Trick or Treat?: Treat.
Candy Corn or Candy Apples?: Candy corn.  Mmm.  I love festive candy.
Pumpkins or Squash? Pumpkins.  Carved.  Yay!
Orange or Purple lights?  Orange! 
Toads or Spiders?:  Spiders for Halloween decor.  We have live tarantulas bigger than your fist around our house.  But I like to play with toads year round.
Lanterns or Lit Pumpkins?:  Glowing pumpkins.
Skeletons or Mummies?:  SKELETONS!  ::rattles like a skeleton::

HALLOWEEN QUESTIONS:

What were you last year for Halloween?: Nothing!  I don’t like dressing up.  : /
What are you going to be this year?: Nothing!  Except for my eyelashes.
Favorite costume you have ever worn?: None!
How do you spend your Halloween?:  Last year I laid face-down in Jeana’s lawn in the "dead man’s pose".  Little kids would come up to me saying, "I KNOW YOU’RE REAL!" but they’d have to touch me anyway.  When they did… all I had to do was change positions and they’d run screaming down the block.  That way I got to eat all of Jeana’s candy.  LOL.
Are you or are you not going trick or treating this year?: My parents decided I was too old to trick or treat at like, 13.  But it’s ok, I don’t know how to say trick-or-treat in Spanish, anyway.
Did or do you pull Halloween pranks?: Except for scaring little kids? XD
Do you believe in ghosts? Yea.
Are you superstitious? It depends.  But probably.  Heh.
Do you like caramel popcorn?:  Ick.  No.
Have you ever been on a hayride?  I think so.
Do you decorate your home for Halloween?:  Hells yea.  A ghoul is hung up on my bedroom door and stares screaming at me while I sleep.  I haven’t even had nightmares yet!
Have you ever gone in the country to look for pumpkins?  Weird.  No. 
Have you ever been to a haunted house?:  Yea!
Have you ever been to a graveyard on Halloween?  No.  I would love to though.  >:->
Have you ever attended a Halloween party?: No, but I usually host one.
Do you watch scary movies on Halloween? Sometimes.
Have you ever had your candy stolen from you?:  No. 
Did you ever steal any ones candy? No.
Has anyone ever gotten hurt due to your prank?: No.
Have you ever dressed as a witch/warlock?: When I was really little.
Are your parents into Halloween?: My mom is.  My dad couldn’t give a shit.
Do you know someone who was born on Halloween?  There was a Pre-K girl that came in today…

HAVE YOU EVER:

Passed out candy?: Stupid question.  Hasn’t everybody?
Bobbed for apples?: No.
Gone to a pumpkin patch?: No.
Hosted a Halloween Party? Yep!
Attended a Halloween Party?: No.
Made pumpkin pie?: Yea, I make really good pumpkin pie.
Raked leaves?:  Yes!  And jumped in the piles and had to rake them all over again.  : )
Watched the Travel Channel with the Halloween specials?: There’s something other than Fox, Sci-Fi, and the History channel?  Wow!

There was a whole section on movies, but I deleted it.  I’d only seen a few of them so it was pretty worthless.

INMATE

Wearing::  Tight slinky black pants, deep purple backless t shirt, and feather eyelashes. 
Feeling::  I’m getting sick again.  Sigh.  There’s been a LOT of illness in the dance studio lately.  But it’s ok… it’s Halloween!!!  : )