Brief Reasons to Date an Imperial Officer:

No chance for competition- all male workforce, remember?
It’s all about the belief in a cause. (Single minded, determined, myopic. Sure, you’ll have to compete for his attentions but at least your man knows exactly where he stands in the grand scheme of things.)
Straightforwardness. No pussy footing around the consoles. (Tip-toe throooough the tuuuulips… sorry, ignore everything within these parantheses.)
Travel benefits! ‘Join the Imperial Navy; see the universe!’ type thing.
Life is never boring. There’s always a world population or capital ship to search and destroy.
Proper posture. It’s not over-rated.
The buddy system is thought upon fondly- at least when surrounded by that honor guard.
Joy is found in the simplest of things. You know, correctly identifying the difference between shield generators and a harmless abode… pleasing your superiors… surviving a meeting with your superiors.
Mr. Coffee! Wait, wrong movie. -.-
Promotion is a brief, intense, no frills, no regrets, no thank-you-card-needed event. You aren’t even required to attend the wake (and sewing on patches? Who does THAT!?).
Strict structured schedule. Not too much leeway to get dangerously confused. Plus, free tour guide (Yes, I am referring to the mouse droid).
Nonexistent yardwork and/or allergies. Transparisteel anyone?
Minions. Need I say more?

-† INMATE †-

Wearing:: Black plaid boxers that say DANCE, pink Fall Creek Vineyards t-shirt.
Last ate:: The same thing I last ate in my last entry. Well, no, I dipped Kashi protein cereal in my coffee.
Feeling:: Pretty damn good. *Brushes dirt off her shoulders* I’m SO ready for my 4 hour substitute teacher marathon tonight. O.O
Listening to:: Ninjas building a house next door.

found you on random lol might stop by again who knows

Hime

September 27, 2007

Kashi protein cereal… why does that sound so unappealing? lol and why are ninjas building a house next door? At least it isn’t the Amish (heh… just kidding)

Merri

You are truly insane. I love you!

james ensor

Wow, maybe for the guys you could make a Brief Reasons to Date a Mistryl Guard. =)

X-Plosion

Funny stuff. Did you see the Family Guy 1 hour reenactment of Star Wars A New Hope? It had some funny moments. Ninjas are building a house next door? Don’t you mean a temple or dojo? lol. cereal in coffee? I guess our meal agreement only lasts one entry. We better just stick to sharing cookies. lol. ryn: All dancers are gorgeous was a direct link to you of course, too. 😉 Thx for the echoing of

thanks for the tip… i didn’t realize cold water would help!

*snorts* Funny. 🙂 Got me some giggles for the day. RYN: Yeah, it’s super fun dancing with my husband. If you want to see some shots of us dancing, go to this entry: http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=A626612&entry=10073&mode=

ElvenWarriorPrincess

Sorry, the above note was from me, for some reason OD signed me out. 🙁

Super-Andy

September 28, 2007

wow, why don’t I get this? I feel like such a blond.

The_Heretic

September 29, 2007

The Mr. Coffee joke was great. ~DK

RYN: You are exactly right. Everyone is capable of anything, some of us just have to work a little harder at it. ~DK

p.s. Hmm, I just seen your jedi mind trick comment was on the wrestling pics entry. What were you going to say? lol. Tell me. 😉

toontownjuggalo

September 30, 2007

Mr. Coffee was a good joke, I have to agree with “The Heretic” on that one. I just noticed that you’re sitting at 199 entries. Anything special planned for “episode 200”?

arturus

i used to eat my cereal with coffee but now considering my health i dip it in very old, very expensive scotch. i never want to miss a chance and i don’t plan on leaving any behind for someone else to drink!!

Samurai

i think it’d suck to be on an all male ship. however i’ve heard good things about it. K-STATE WON DOWN WITH TEXAS http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/clubhouse?teamId=2306

Tea and Sympathy

October 1, 2007

Your entries always bring a smile to my face and I can’t help but chuckle..Hope you are well. Please take care. *hugs and smiles* ~Randi

RYN: i have been writing for a couple of years now and then just words last night everything had music. tonight i cannot find the music it is silent. thank you for your notes. :>)