(About me.) Have you Ever…

( ) smoked a cigarette

(x) done drugs   I guess once I did.  I tell everyone I never did at all, but I did.  And I consider it doesn’t count, because nothing happened.  It didn’t affect me at all.

( ) crashed a friend’s car

( ) stolen a car

(x) been in love

(x) been dumped

( ) shoplifted     Not from a shop…

( ) been fired

( ) been in a fist fight     

I’m too laidback.  And normal people don’t want to remove that quality.

( ) snuck out of your parent’s house

(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back    Dude, back in the fifth grade…

( ) been arrested        "True anarchists are never caught."

( ) gone on a blind date

(x) lied to a friend         Everyone has.

(x) skipped school          That’s an understatement.

( ) seen someone die

(x) had a crush on one of your internet friends

( ) been to Canada

( ) been to Mexico

(x) been on a plane

(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire    That’s an understatement, too.

(x) eaten Sushi

(x) been skiing      Cross-country.  Boring as hell.  Phys Ed in Minnesota sucks.

( ) met someone in person from the internet

(x) taken painkillers     

(x) love someone or miss someone right now

(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by   Not on my back- I’ve stood around and watched the clouds, debating if I could run that fast or not.  Does that count?

(x) made a snow angel

(x) had a tea party      Once when I was like four.  I got pissed off because there wasn’t any tea and thought the whole thing was ridiculous.  But what four year old drinks tea anyway??

( ) flown a kite

(x) built a sand castle

( ) gone puddle jumping     …What’s puddle jumping? 

( ) played dress up       

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves

(x) gone sledding         If you haven’t… you should.  Way better than skiing, and less dangerous!

(x) cheated while playing a game       Define your game.  If life is a game, then yes.  All the fucking time.

(x) been lonely

(x) fallen asleep at work/school

( ) used a fake id

( ) watched the sun set

( ) felt an earthquake       

(x) touched a snake

( ) slept beneath the stars        …Yuck, nature.  LOL

(x) been tickled

(x) been robbed

(x) been misunderstood        But sometimes I think it must be my goal in life.

(x) petted a reindeer/goat

(x) won a contest

( ) run a red light

(x) been suspended from school

(x) been in a car accident

(x) had braces

( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night

(x) danced in the moonlight

(x) liked the way you look

(x) witnessed a crime         Is my name Kara or what?<font lang="0" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff"face=”Arial” color=”#000000″ size=”2″>

(x) questioned your heart

( ) been obsessed with post-it notes     …What the fuck?

( ) squished barefoot through the mud       … Mildly gross.

( ) been lost          Direction/compass wise, no. 

(x) been to the opposite side of the country

( ) swam in the ocean     

(x) felt like dying

(x) cried yourself to sleep

( ) played cops and robbers

(x) recently coloured with crayons

( ) sung karaoke        

(x) paid for a meal with only coins       An appetizer.  With pennies.  Poor Chinese.

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t do      Sure.   

(x) made prank phone calls       Sixth grade it was my hobby, fool.

( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose     Nose?  No.  My cavities aren’t connected that way.

(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue

(x) danced in the rain         Thank you, Sheldon.

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus          

( ) been kissed under a mistletoe   

( ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about      That means I’d have to be around someone I care about, and be up at 5:40 in the fucking morning.  No, I haven’t done those two things together.

(x) blown bubbles       And been covered in bubbles.  No, I’m not kidding.

( ) made a bonfire on the beach

(x) gone roller skating

(x) had a wish come true 

( ) worn pearls

( ) jumped off a bridge

(x) ate dog/cat food

(x) sang in the shower    Rapped…  LOL

( ) had a dream that you married someone     Actual marriage ceremony, no. 

( ) glued your hand to something        I hate glue.

( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole

( ) kissed a fish

( ) sat on a roof top

(x) screamed at the top of your lungs

(x) done a one-handed cartwheel

( ) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours

(x) stayed up all night       When I was little, all the time.

( ) didn’t take a shower for a week

( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree

(x) climbed a tree

( ) had a tree house

( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone      Scary movies are for the weak.  Reality is ten times scarier.

(x) believe in ghosts

( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes

( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say

( ) gone streaking

( ) gone doorbell ditching

( ) played chicken

( ) been pushed into a pool/hot tub with all your clothes on     

(x) been told you’re hot by a complete stranger

( ) broken a bone

(x) been easily amused          Heh.  Heh heh.

( ) caught a fish then ate it

( ) caught a butterfly

(x) laughed so hard you cried

(x) cried so hard you laughed

(x) cheated on a test<br/>

( ) have a Britney Spears CD

( ) French braided someones hair

( ) gone skinny dipping in a pool

( ) been threatened to be kicked out of your house