100 Questions of Nothing! : D

I know you’re unbelievably excited to read about pointless questions that have pointless answers so…

Bask in the freshly painted lands of limbo!  WOOOT!

 

 

1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, because if you open them the light turns on automatically. O.O AMAZING, huh!?

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
Of course I do! MY cheap ass? What did you expect!?

3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?
No.

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
NO.

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
NO!!

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
I like coupons!!  I cut lotsa coupons and then use them!! ::dances excitedly::

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
Neither are preferable, but I suppose a big bear…

9. Do you always smile for pictures? 
No sir, that would be a rarity.

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?
People that think they’re superior to you.

12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Yes.  WOO-HOO, free Chick-fil-A mints!!  ::eats ravenously::

13. Have you ever peed in the woods?
Ick. No. Thank God. Well, one time I was walking around behind the school and I actually sat down for a little while to ponder whether or not I should take a shit in the woods. AHEM, enough of that great story and on to the next question… Mmmmm more complimentary mints.

14. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?
YES! I dance everywhere, even down the halls in the grocery store. Hehe… sometimes people dread taking me out into public!

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
…No.

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
None. ::brushes invisible dirt off her shoulders::

17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins?
No.

18. What is your "Song of the week"?
‘Pop my Trunk’ by Paul Wall. : D  

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
Not really… very few guys can actually pull it off.  But whatever floats your honky tonk.

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
No. I don’t really watch tv.

21. Whats your favorite scary movie?
I don’t have a favorite scary movie. I don’t particularily care for scary movies. I find them comedies. 

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
Why in the FUCK would I tell the world???

23. What do you drink with dinner?
Nothing.

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Ketchup!!! HEHEHE!

25. What is your favorite food/ cuisine?
Glorious gluttony… glorious, glorious gluttony… ::drools:: Dammit I just got done eating… CAN’T EAT NO MORE… ERGH!!

26. What movies could you watch over and over?
All Star Wars, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead.

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
No.

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
If there were MAJOR, MAJOR benefits. But I don’t think anyone would ever ask me to.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
About two weeks ago to Kelly in BASIC in San Diego.

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yea.

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No. Can I drive? No.

33. Ran out of gas?
No. Can I drive? NO.

35. Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Cereal! Of course!!!

36. What is your usual bedtime?
0100.

37. Are you lazy?
Depends.

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for halloween?
The dance costume I wore for recital a few months prior.

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

42.Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
LEGOS!

43. Are you stubborn?
Yes!!!! Very much so.

44. Who is better…Leno or Letterman?
Leno! Headlines kick ass, too. : )  …Conan scares the begezis outta me- CREEPY ass motherfucker.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
No.

46. Afraid of heights?
No.

47. Sing in the car?
Unforunately.

48. Dance in the shower?
Oh, yes!!!!

49. Dance in the car?
Oh, yes, I am known to shake the car… Ohhh yea! OOH! Kool-Aid man!

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Last June.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Not really.

53. Is Christmas stressful?
Yes!

54. Ever eat a perogie?
Perogie? Sounds like a penguin hoagie. Bread penguin. Doesn’t sound yummy. o.O

55. Favorite type of pie?
Pumpkin!!

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Dancer. : )

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily?
Yes.

60. Wear slippers?
When it’s cold… I have large obnoxious black dog slippers. : ) They drive the pets crazy. Hehe.

61. Wear a bath robe?
No. I wear a towel. And then I change. o.O Weird-o.

62. What do you wear to bed?
PJ Pants and an old shirt.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
WAL-MART! Ahem, that’s the white trash side of me talkin’. I go there just to hang out, but if I want something nicer I’ll go to Target. We don’t have K-Mart.

65. Nike or Adidas?
HOLY CRAP, NIKE OF COURSE!!!!

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
…Ick.

67. P

eanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Sunflower seeds.

68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
I’ve said it but I have no idea what it is. o.o Is it dirteh?? ::blushes::

69. Ever take dance lessons?
Ummm. I’d say so.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
I don’t have a future spouse?

71. Can you curl your tongue?
::contorts tongue::  Nope.  Ouch.

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
I was never in a spelling bee.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Yes. : ) Yes, I have. It was amazing.

74. Own any record albums?
No, I don’t think so.

76. Regularly burn incense?
I guess.

77. Ever been in love?
Yes.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
ICP or Twiztid.

79. What was your last concert you saw?
Never seen one.

80.Hot tea or cold tea?
Cold, usually. But I bought Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride tea and it’s really good!

81. OOOPS.
What the hell did YOU do!? ::quickly hides Panzerfaust::

82.Favorite kind of cookie?
Anything I can get my hands on. Gezis, it’s such a wonder I’m not 300 pounds…

83.Can you swim well?
Yes.

84.Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?
LOL. Manually. LOL.

85. Are you patient?
Amazingly. Very, very amazingly patient. Everyone thinks I’m impatient because I’m so spastic and then they’re like "Whoa. She’s patient. Amazing!" ^_^

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
::shrugs:: Big ass speakers. Da-dunk-a-dunkin’ the place. We be gettin’ down and dirteh if I ever get married. ; ) I got KING KONG in da trunk!

87.Ever won a contest?
Yep. Dance, and I won writing contests when I was in middle school. Wonder what happened to THAT talent, lol.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No.

89. Which are better black or green olives?
GREENS! I love olives…

90.Can you knit or crochet?
Ummm no. I’m not really a domesticated woman…

91. Best room for a fireplace?
Stupid ass question… go back to your own planet.  …Stupid.  Tee-hee!

92. Do you want to get married?
I guess I will eventually but right now I’m just happy with my budding career. It’s what is most important to me.

93. If married, how long have you been married?
SPINDER KLOOTS! DUN DUN DUN! ::runs and hides::

94. Who was your HS crush?
… I don’t know. I don’t remember any that I was serious about. If I had a crush on someone, I went out with them.

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
…No. I’m too laid back for that.

96. Do you have kids?
HELL no I ain’t got none of my own. I have 60 some kids I teach at dance and those are enough to keep me practicin’ abstinence. ^_^

97. Do you want kids?
HELL no!

98. Whats your favorite color?
Red and black. Thus, my diary. ::nods importantly::

99. Do you miss anyone right now?
Your momma! Statue-esque!

100. Who do you wanna see right now?
A leprachaun wearing blue.  Green is soo 1990s.

† INMATE †

Wearing::  Slinky brown gouchos, black leotard, black crop jacket.
Last ate::  Chick-fil-A mints.  Duh!
Feeling::  *Shrug*
Nail polish::  Fingers- whoever invented white nail polish should probably be shot.   Toenails- Red with ‘Greenish’ dots.