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First of all, who’s this Jeff kid? And why is he so seemingly cool? And why does he come visit me everyday to just talk? And why does he have a girlfriend at Northwestern that he mentions? And why does he already have an apartment for next year?

Then, who’s this Al kid? And why does he mesh so perfectly with my guys? And why is he hysterical? And why does he already have a house for next year?

These are things of which I need to get to the bottom.