TW, oh TW, I hate you, you stink

Don’t worry, I haven’t re-fallen off the face of the OD world. I am still here. Chris has started feeling a lot better lately, so I haven’t had as much of a need to reach out to others. (Aww I like him a lot…)

Ok, time for a rant!

Dear Time Warner Cable,

You suck. You suck so absolutely completely it boggles the mind. Your customer service is actually a dis-service. You never make appointments on time and rarely fix the actual problem on your first visit. I’m not really sure who’s in charge of advertising in my area, but you should know that every time I see one of those god-damned tv commercials or hear those god-damned jingles that you bastardized to fit your own fucking words a little piece of my soul dies and I hate you even more. If that’s possible. Time Warner, if I ever get the opportunity to go with another digital cable provider in my area I will switch. I don’t care if it costs more, I will pay it just to spite you and rid myself of your vile being.

Never yours,
(indecision)