…physics carols…

Jerk.

My father, that is. And not usually, only when he gets in this mood. I came home completely happy and content, having been out with Nolan, and I find my dad cleaning bathrooms. This is nothing out of the ordinary… it’s kind of one of his ‘jobs’ or something. At any rate, he goes to change the thermostat, and damned near breaks the thing. Goes into a hissy fit… blah blah blah… I can’t stand him when he’s like this. So let’s not think about it anymore.

Let’s compose physics carols. Yes.

Deck the Hall with Physics
(sung to Deck the Hall)

Deck the hall with roller coasters,
Centripetal force, and friction too!
‘Tis a world of many forces,
Tension, normal force, and mu mu mu!
Find we now our lost P.E.
While we dream of R.K.E!
Constant our velocity,
Inelastic? Oh, quite totally.

Oh Loss P.E.
(sung to Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh loss P.E.!
I’ve gained K.E.!
How do I fall from such heights?
Oh come to me,
With velocity!
Our collision is elastic!
Conserve momentum
Just for me…
So we may be
Equality.
Oh loss P.E.!
I’ve gained K.E.!
M G H half M V squared.

Any others I’ll get to you as soon as my genius allows. 🙂

~swept away in physics~

@~>~>-dreamergrrl

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