man I have freckles everywhere

It’s like a disease which is plaguing my white skin. Which, I might add, is tan right now, but no one can tell because I still looky milky (or rather cookies ‘n creme) white in comparison to everyone else. At any rate, I’m sitting here in one of my favorite shirts, and I just realized something extremely, well weird. I have to wear a tank top under this, because otherwise the little cut in the front of it would be WAY WAY too low. *W alert* (like Kim’s today – 😛 jk dear) But when I slouch, makes no difference. Weird. And that’s where the freckles comment came from. Not that any of you care.

Oh, but I guess I should explain. My freckles are not dense, they are sparse. But at the same time they exist in almost every place imaginable. For example, I have a freckle on my toe. On the side that goes down. I also have a freckle on the palm side of one of my finers. I’m a freak, I tell you! *giggles*

I’m slap happy…..

Be courteous kind and forgiving
Be gentle and peaceful each day
Be warm and human and grateful
And have a good thing to say!

Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
Be witty and happy and wise
Be honest and love all your neighbors
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant!

Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
Be dull and boring and omnipresent
Criticize things you don’t know about
Be oblong and have your knees removed!

Be tasteless, rude and offensive
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
Put a live chicken in your underwear
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival!

~Steve Martin, “Grandmother’s Song”

FUN…. write more later

I’m being

~swept away in a swamp~

@~>~>-dreamergrrl

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