incongruent
May 31, 2005

only a figment of speech

  1. i really love that i now have a job that doesn’t involve making coffee, or being a sychophant that smells of coffee.
  2. oh and i really love that i will be making triple the amount i was being paid.
  3. i am back in school, ladies and gents
  4. does anyone want to take me to the sold-out deathcab for cutie concert in nyc on august eighteenth?
  5. pouring water from a empty wine bottle, passing the wine test on a day’s worth of knowledge.
  6. our dishwasher is mentally handicapped and keeps an imaginary puppy underneath the washroom basin. he says "you’re a shy girl, you don’t need to be shy, i’m too old for you…" 
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gutterflower.
June 1, 2005

creepy, the last one.

this is war
June 2, 2005

yeah, that last one was creepy ;;

gutterflower.
June 7, 2005

check your mail. <3

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